Come in and get your fortune told.

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: OdiN
Tell away...

The Norse Gods have imparted the fact that your obsession with the final battle that will occur outside of Valhalla will involve your mother and your real father, whom you will not actually meet for another 27 years. The sad part is that you will actually only know him for about 45 mins before he has to go fight at Valhalla.

Okay now what about me?

Didn't you read it? You get to meet your Dad in 27 years. For 45 mins. Want more? PLS INSERT KOIN.

Nope...no koin for j00! The free fortune was totally craptastic.

Oh, wait, the stars are seeming to get pissed off. DUCK! Remember, you get what you pay for.

 

[DainBramaged]

Alas, the great strain of seeing into the crystal ball and coming into contact with the stars has taken its toll on the Great Madame Dain. Goodnight all. Best wishes for the future.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

 

[shamrock1313]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

Actually I do... NOT. I hate jogging with a passion.

THE FORTUNE TELLER IS A FAKE!! WE SHOULD HUNT 'EM DOWN WITH AXES AND FIRE! AND BURN 'EM AT THE STAKE!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: shamrock1313

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

Actually I do... NOT. I hate jogging with a passion.

THE FORTUNE TELLER IS A FAKE!! WE SHOULD HUNT 'EM DOWN WITH AXES AND FIRE!

I said I was tired, as were the stars. Thats what happens when you push the Great Madame Dain.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: shamrock1313

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

Actually I do... NOT. I hate jogging with a passion.

THE FORTUNE TELLER IS A FAKE!! WE SHOULD HUNT 'EM DOWN WITH AXES AND FIRE! AND BURN 'EM AT THE STAKE!

jogging could be a metaphor, maybe the stars speak in the language of symbols

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: shamrock1313

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

Actually I do... NOT. I hate jogging with a passion.

THE FORTUNE TELLER IS A FAKE!! WE SHOULD HUNT 'EM DOWN WITH AXES AND FIRE! AND BURN 'EM AT THE STAKE!

jogging could be a metaphor, maybe the stars speak in the language of symbols

Very good point, sir. Now all, I must retire to my quarters. Appointments will be taken for later.

 

[Platypus]

Madame Dain is a tramp

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Madame Dain is a tramp

The stars view this person very poorly. I am already seeing dark visions of mutilation and the darkest depths of depravity. Sadly, this person will enjoy each act more than the previous due to his obsessive compulsive disillusionment with the sectarian form of American Government that disagrees with his liberal-biased outlook that would make him accuse another of being a tramp. Even if true.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Madame Dain is a tramp

The stars view this person very poorly. I am already seeing dark visions of mutilation and the darkest depths of depravity. Sadly, this person will enjoy each act more than the previous due to his obsessive compulsive disillusionment with the sectarian form of American Government that disagrees with his liberal-biased outlook that would make him accuse another of being a tramp. Even if true.

Do the stars fortell you getting kicked in your glass balls?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Madame Dain is a tramp

The stars view this person very poorly. I am already seeing dark visions of mutilation and the darkest depths of depravity. Sadly, this person will enjoy each act more than the previous due to his obsessive compulsive disillusionment with the sectarian form of American Government that disagrees with his liberal-biased outlook that would make him accuse another of being a tramp. Even if true.

Do the stars fortell you getting kicked in your glass balls?

I'm sorry, Madame Dain is very tired and must rest so as to have enough power to help those who truly seek it at another time. It is obvious that you have no further business here. Please do not disturb Madame Dain further.

 

[cirrrocco]

and what about my future madam dain???..

 

[preslove]

Will I get into grad school?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

woa, when did you change your name from braindamaged?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Madame Dain, what does the future hold for me?

 

[JDrake]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
woa, when did you change your name from braindamaged?

Hasn't it been DainBramaged for quite a while now?

 

[imported_LoKe]

How about me?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: cirrrocco
and what about my future madam dain???..

Madame Dain sees that you will be given a lesson in compassion when, after your wrongful conviction for the murder of seven year old twins, you see somebody getting their jail lunch being taken away by the "sisters." You will run to his aid.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: preslove
Will I get into grad school?

The stars look very unfavorably.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
woa, when did you change your name from braindamaged?

My crystal ball shows me that your life will end very quickly in what will become a textbook case for inattentiveness.

 

[KarenMarie]

Dare I ask?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Madame Dain, what does the future hold for me?

Hmm...this one is very interesting. The crystal ball rolled around on the ground as if it were drunk. However, while it was rolling, I saw brief glimpses of a man of Western Asian descent appearing to be happily marrried, drinking a beer, playing with his kids, living his dream, only to be ended prematurely by a freak cell phone tower incident that will shock Kings County for years to come.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: joedrake

All the cards reveal is this disturbing image of a body hanging outside an abandoned insane asylum. Sorry, I can do nothing more.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: LoKe
How about me?

The stars are showing me a wonderful camping trip in which you are hunting an animal that looks strangly like your avatar. The interesting part is the role-reversal that occurs when you realize you forgot spare ammunition. My encouragement to you would be to practice your one shot, one kill abilities.