Come in and get your fortune told.

[DainBramaged]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

EDIT: Madame Dain, lolololol.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

I see great confusion, the stars are saying that your life will lead many ways but that you will never know which way to take.

 

[aidanjm]

what's in store for me in the coming months?

 

[Coquito]

What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Angst? Torment?

 

[GeekDrew]

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
what's in store for me in the coming months?

The stars are saying that since you made it onto Dain's sh!t list, you will probably be encountered by a large Kangaroo that will take advantage of you. You, however, will like it.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Coquito
What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Angst? Torment?

The stars say many things, however, none are those which you listed above.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Sorry, its way too messy for me to get into here. The stars are talking dirty again.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I see great confusion, the stars are saying that your life will lead many ways but that you will never know which way to take.

I was going to write a response to your reading a few minutes ago, but my keyboard temporarily died. Is this a sign of a tragic event just waiting to unfold?

 

[Leper Messiah]

what is in store for me madame Dain?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

k

 

[PurdueRy]

ok what is my future?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: aidanjm
what's in store for me in the coming months?

The stars are saying that since you made it onto Dain's sh!t list, you will probably be encountered by a large Kangaroo that will take advantage of you. You, however, will like it.

I was hoping my tall dark handsome stranger would be of the human variety

 

[dighn]

lololololololololololololo

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
what is in store for me madame Dain?

The stars speak of great hordes of Swedish death metal bands descending into your room and having a big concert resulting in your Boston Terrier getting trampled to death, although you will have to admit, it was one badass concert.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Coquito
What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Angst? Torment?

The stars say many things, however, none are those which you listed above.

I will not yield to the mundane!!!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Nik
k

The stars see that once again you have posted in the wrong forum. That and the fact that you kind of think upsciLLion is hot will lead in a disastrous career as a fertilizer salesman.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
ok what is my future?

The stars are saying that contrary to your expectations of actually graduation from Purdue, you will become a Purdue lifer who will lead hordes of other young students to their death when it becomes evident that your dorm room was not meant for 208 students at the same time.

 

[destrekor]

what will my life hold in store for me, oh great madame dain?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I see great confusion, the stars are saying that your life will lead many ways but that you will never know which way to take.

I was going to write a response to your reading a few minutes ago, but my keyboard temporarily died. Is this a sign of a tragic event just waiting to unfold?

The stars responded with this message, ""

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: destrekor
what will my life hold in store for me, oh great madame dain?

The stars show me the place that once was where your grandmother was buried. Now all that remains is the femur bone to your next door neighbors cat and a few mottled pieces of brick. I really have no idea here. Maybe you understand?

 

[destrekor]

creepy
lol

i had a neighbor that had cats and cinderblocks in their backyard

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Nik
k

The stars see that once again you have posted in the wrong forum. That and the fact that you kind of think upsciLLion is hot will lead in a disastrous career as a fertilizer salesman.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Nik
k

The stars see that once again you have posted in the wrong forum. That and the fact that you kind of think upsciLLion is hot will lead in a disastrous career as a fertilizer salesman.

My crystal ball has revealed that you will be the victim of an experimental new form of dildo called the Bill-Do. The rest is NSFW. PM for details.