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cressida

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Forgive me, I have sinned. I did not turn in my homework and skipped class to post on ATOT
 
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ThaGrandCow

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I bought a New Kids on the Block CD once back years and years ago, thus perpetuating the unholy circle that produced N'Sync, 98 degrees, and all the other boy bands whos music I now routinely use to tortu*ahem*interrogate prisoners and other people that piss me off.
 
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Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I bought a New Kids on the Block CD once back years and years ago, thus perpetuating the unholy circle that produced N'Sync, 98 degrees, and all the other boy bands whos music I now routinely use to tortu*ahem*interrogate prisoners and other people that piss me off.
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YOU are going to HELL!!!
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Rufio

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Originally posted by: Falloutboy525
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Leejai
My sin: Lying.

I lied to these 2 mormon guys yesterday who woke me up by ringing my doorbell. They wouldn't let me close the door and go back to sleep (kept asking me stupid questions and I didn't want to be rude). But then finally one guy asks me if I speak Mandarin, I say no, then he goes on about how he knows Mandarin, and that they have a section in San Francisco with a lot of Mandarin girls...Now i'm annoyed, so I'm like "Really, that's great..where do I sign up"...(Their eyes light up)....I then go on, "I'm in the need for fresh girls...I'm in the movie business...do they look good?"...heheh...

to make a long story short, they go on for about 5 minutes how the girls look good and are wholesome, and I then proclaim to tell them they look like a bunch of studs and that they could make good money doing gay porn and I'd pay them well...hehehe....Needless to say one they stormed off murmuring "Sinner, you need Jesus in your life"
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And the other one changed his name to "Orgasmo"
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you should of had them wash your car. they will do work if you listen to them. last time they botherd me I had them wash and wax my car. I just laid in a lawn chair with a beer sleeping :D. they did good work :D
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wtf??? u serious??AHAHHHAHHAHA
 
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ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
I crossed the streams, even though Egon told me not to. :(

-geoff
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LOL

:beer::D:beer:
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ehhh I dont really get this...
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:music: Who you gonna call? :D

- M4H
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ghostbusters????? wtf???
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Did you never see the Ghostbusters movie? That's how they got the main bad guy. They crossed the streams from their proto-paks (? I think that's what they were called)
 
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LAUST

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The new Commandment reads 'Honor your father and your mother, only after they have earned it.' with an option of 'Honor thy social services worker'
 
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Orsorum

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Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: LAUST
LAUST's Church of the Crooked Cross

Deposit Cash for your sins to be washed away so you are eligable for reentry into Heaven

Prices will release you from the following

$10: will cover commandments 1, 3, 4 and 9
$20: will cover 8 and 2
$35: will cover adultry
$50: for the big murder.


You don't have to worry about 'Honor your father and your mother.' God will release this in the 3rd installment of his book, but for now there is just a patch out.

The new Commandment reads 'Honor your father and your mother, only after they have earned it.' with an option of 'Honor thy social services worker'
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:beer:

I fully endorse this, and wish to wed our churches in an unholy union.
 
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T2T III

Lifer
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Dear father ... please forgive me for I have sinned. I'm not sure of the exact sin, but I do know it was a sin.

Oh yeah, now I remember. This past Sunday evening, I was busted by the "red light camera." I didn't get the ticket in the mail yet, but I did see the flash in my rear-view mirror.

Now's the point where you're supposed to say 3 Hail Mary's for me ... yadda, yadda, yadda. :)

 
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MaxDSP

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May 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I killed a kitten this morning... :(

and it felt good..

forgive my sin father...
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You are forgiven. Now have you poked a badger with a spoon?
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See sig for the correct version...:beer::D

 
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SuPrEIVIE

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Aug 21, 2003
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I recommend for you guys to read "The Crucible" by Arthur Miller it deals with confession good book
 
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Raiden256

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Feb 11, 2001
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Yesterday I sent an email having used the word "your" when I should have typed "you're".


Whew.... glad to have that off my chest.


:D


Edit: Ok -- someone make me stop reading that website linked above. Addictive!
 
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