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Orsorum

Lifer
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Let Orsorum be your priest, your comforter, your confidante.

On that note, I'll go first: I wore nail polish in 10th grade. For four months. A combination of black, green and blue. It was rad.

Now, it's your turn.
 
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z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
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I killed a kitten this morning... :(

and it felt good..

forgive my sin father...

 
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SaltBoy

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I shoplifted Leisure Suit Larry 2 when I was 13 from the local ShopKo store.
 
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Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: z0mb13
I killed a kitten this morning... :(

and it felt good..

forgive my sin father...
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You are forgiven. Now have you poked a badger with a spoon?
 
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Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Forgive me Orsorum for I have sinned.

I stole a JOKE this morning....
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That's a sin?
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It sucked, THAT was the sin... ;)
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That's not what sh... hmmm...

Yes, bad jokes are a sin. But then where would Sinbad go?!
 
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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Forgive me Orsorum for I have sinned.

I stole a JOKE this morning....
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That's a sin?
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It sucked, THAT was the sin... ;)
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That's not what sh... hmmm...

Yes, bad jokes are a sin. But then where would Sinbad go?!
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Hang out with StrongBad?

- M4H
 
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Leejai

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Jul 22, 2001
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My sin: Lying.

I lied to these 2 mormon guys yesterday who woke me up by ringing my doorbell. They wouldn't let me close the door and go back to sleep (kept asking me stupid questions and I didn't want to be rude). But then finally one guy asks me if I speak Mandarin, I say no, then he goes on about how he knows Mandarin, and that they have a section in San Francisco with a lot of Mandarin girls...Now i'm annoyed, so I'm like "Really, that's great..where do I sign up"...(Their eyes light up)....I then go on, "I'm in the need for fresh girls...I'm in the movie business...do they look good?"...heheh...

to make a long story short, they go on for about 5 minutes how the girls look good and are wholesome, and I then proclaim to tell them they look like a bunch of studs and that they could make good money doing gay porn and I'd pay them well...hehehe....Needless to say one they stormed off murmuring "Sinner, you need Jesus in your life"
 
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Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Leejai
My sin: Lying.

I lied to these 2 mormon guys yesterday who woke me up by ringing my doorbell. They wouldn't let me close the door and go back to sleep (kept asking me stupid questions and I didn't want to be rude). But then finally one guy asks me if I speak Mandarin, I say no, then he goes on about how he knows Mandarin, and that they have a section in San Francisco with a lot of Mandarin girls...Now i'm annoyed, so I'm like "Really, that's great..where do I sign up"...(Their eyes light up)....I then go on, "I'm in the need for fresh girls...I'm in the movie business...do they look good?"...heheh...

to make a long story short, they go on for about 5 minutes how the girls look good and are wholesome, and I then proclaim to tell them they look like a bunch of studs and that they could make good money doing gay porn and I'd pay them well...hehehe....Needless to say one they stormed off murmuring "Sinner, you need Jesus in your life"
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And the other one changed his name to "Orgasmo"
 
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Chiropteran

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I bought more than 10 items at the grocery store but I used the 10 items or less express lane.
 
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Falloutboy

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Leejai
My sin: Lying.

I lied to these 2 mormon guys yesterday who woke me up by ringing my doorbell. They wouldn't let me close the door and go back to sleep (kept asking me stupid questions and I didn't want to be rude). But then finally one guy asks me if I speak Mandarin, I say no, then he goes on about how he knows Mandarin, and that they have a section in San Francisco with a lot of Mandarin girls...Now i'm annoyed, so I'm like "Really, that's great..where do I sign up"...(Their eyes light up)....I then go on, "I'm in the need for fresh girls...I'm in the movie business...do they look good?"...heheh...

to make a long story short, they go on for about 5 minutes how the girls look good and are wholesome, and I then proclaim to tell them they look like a bunch of studs and that they could make good money doing gay porn and I'd pay them well...hehehe....Needless to say one they stormed off murmuring "Sinner, you need Jesus in your life"
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And the other one changed his name to "Orgasmo"
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you should of had them wash your car. they will do work if you listen to them. last time they botherd me I had them wash and wax my car. I just laid in a lawn chair with a beer sleeping :D. they did good work :D
 
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