Colossal Fatties...

[imported_Scourge]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Scourge

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: Horus
Dug, I'm a big guy. Even when I joined the army and was eating very little, and running 15-20K per day, I STILL weighed 200 pounds. Some people gain weight VERY quickly, some cannot at all. I have a friend who has to eat about a half-dozen protein bars a day to stay at 140.

But I agree, the fast-food cramming fatties are repulsive.

200 lbs is not a big guy if you are 5 ft 11 or taller as most men are.

I'd venture to say that 230+ is starting to get big..

Pop American standards of obesity FTL

Thats your opinion. My neighbor is 6 ft 1 and weights 210 and looks healthy and is in great shape. No gut, not anorexic, just normal.

the blanket statement 5 ft 11 or taller as most men are amuses me somewhat :laugh:

Here are some average adult male heights i found...wiki.

Average adult height around the world
Metric system Imperial system
Country Males Females Males Females Age range sampled Source
Australia 178.4 cm 163.9 cm 5 ft 10.2 in 5 ft 4.5 in 18-24 (measured) g
Australia 179.9 cm 164.9 cm 5 ft 10.8 in 5 ft 4.9 in 18-24 (self reported) g
Canada 180 cm 165 cm 5 ft 10.9 in 5 ft 5 in 18-24 (self reported) j
Denmark 177.1 cm 165.2 cm 5 ft 9.7 in 5 ft 5.0 in a
Dinaric Alps 185.6 cm 171 cm 6 ft 1 in 5 ft 7.3 in 17 years Old a
France 173.1 cm 161.8 cm 5 ft 8.2 in 5 ft 3.7 in a
France 175.6 cm 162.5 cm 5 ft 9.2 in 5 ft 4.0 in n
Finland 176.6 cm 163.5 cm 5 ft 9.5 in 5 ft 4.3 in a
Finland 178.2 cm 164.7 cm 5 ft 10.1 in 5 ft 4.7 in 15-64 (self reported) p
Germany 174.5 cm 163.5 cm 5 ft 8.7 in 5 ft 4.4 in c
Germany 180.2 cm 169.0 cm 5 ft 10.9 in 5 ft 6.5 in e
Italy 172.2 cm 162.1 cm 5 ft 7.8 in 5 ft 6.2 in a
Japan 165.6 cm 153.0 cm 5 ft 5.2 in 5 ft 0.2 in c
Japan 171.1 cm 157.5 cm 5 ft 7.3 in 5 ft 2.2 in 18 m
Lithuania 176.4 cm 5 ft 9.4 in 19 - 25 years old r
Netherlands 178.7 cm 167.1 cm 5 ft 10.3 in 5 ft 5.7 in a
Netherlands 182.5 cm 169.6 cm 6 ft 0 in 5 ft 7 in 20 - 34 d
Netherlands 184.0 cm 170.6 cm 6 ft 0.4 in 5 ft 7.2in 21 h
New Zealand 177.0 cm 165.0 cm 5 ft 9.7 in 5 ft 5 in 19-45 k
Norway 179.8 cm 167.6 cm 5 ft 10.8 in 5 ft 5.9 in 18-19? f/x?
Spain 170.0 cm 160.3 cm 5 ft 6.9 in 5 ft 3.1 in a
Spain 169.0 cm 158.3 cm 5 ft 7 in 5 ft 2.9 in 45-69 (self reported) o
Spain 173.0 cm 161 cm 5 ft 8.2 in 5 ft 3.in entire population (self reported) o
Spain 177.0 cm 164.3 cm 5 ft 10 in 5 ft 4.6 in 18-29 (self reported) o
Sweden 177.9 cm 164.6 cm 5 ft 10 in 5 ft 4.6 in a
Sweden 180.1 cm 167 cm 5 ft 10.9 in 5 ft 5.7 in 16-24 l
Switzerland 175.4 cm 164.0 cm 5 ft 9 in 5 ft 3.8 in a
Taiwan 171.62 cm 159.46 cm 5 ft 7.5 in 5 ft 2.75 in 18 2003
UK 175.5 cm 162.0 cm 5 ft 9.1 in 5 ft 3.1 in x
USA 175.5 cm 162.6 cm 5 ft 9 in 5 ft 3.3 in c
USA 176.2 cm 162.5 cm 5 ft 9.4 in 5 ft 4 in 20-74 i
USA 178.2 cm 164.1 cm 5 ft 10.2 in 5 ft 4.6 in 20-39 non-Hispanic whites i
USA 177.8 cm 164.0 cm 5 ft 10 in 5 ft 4.6 in 20-39 non-Hispanic blacks i
USA 169.7 cm 158.1 cm 5 ft 6.8 in 5 ft 2.3 in 20-39 Mexican Americans i

EDITED for wiki data

If you cut out old people (50+?) who are going to be increasingly shorter, then I would bet the average American male is pretty close to 5'10+. That's not far enough away from 5'11 to matter very much.

eh? You can't just make sh1t like that up 5'11 (which is adding 2inches to that data) would certainly be statistically significantly different to 5'10 in that kind of a survey

Anyway, you still fail at life (well, statistics ), what does an average mean again?

Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

?!

Edit- after reading your reply a few more times- I wasn't trying to say it wouldn't have a big statistical difference. I'm saying that in terms of how your height/your weight relate to how fat you are(Which is what this thread/that quote stream are about ) a inch does not matter very much. Generally, a person that is an inch taller will weigh another ~8 pounds, with the same body type fitness level.

 

[Beige]

i cant stand the really fat people that like to stand near the front of the bus and make it impossible to get out..they like to cram the back door too..it pisses me off

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how does you butt taste?

Like ass, I imagine.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
[mindless drivel snipped by GD]

wtf? ban.

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Special K
Alcohol contains calories. If you consume more calories than you burn, then the excess is stored as fat. Sure you can get down into the nitty gritty details of metabolism but at the end of the day it all comes down to calories in vs. calories out.

No, it doesn't. It depends on many factors, as evidenced here.

No, you're wrong.

When it all comes down to it...if you intake more calories than they burn then they gain weight...if they burn more than they consume then they lose weight.

It IS that simple....

How is it that caveats are referenced in this thread, links are provided, and people still insist on sticking to their dogma?

As already mentioned, your body reacts differently to alcohol than it does to carbohydrates. This isn't the only example either. In an extremely high protein diet your body will often excrete the excess protein rather than burn it or store it.

Maybe if you are preparing for a photo shoot or bodybuilding competition then worrying about how specific nutrients interact becomes important. However if we are talking about very obese people, then I don't see why the simple calories in vs. calories out (consisting of healthy foods and combined with exercise) would not serve to get them down to a healthy weight.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
Fatty sqeezes his lard ass though his front door and wobbles to his equally bloated SUV. While weezing from his 15 foot wobble to his roaming land yacht he manages to raise his arm to open the door. After slothfully slinging his enormous jello like buttocks into the drivers seat of the SUV he wipes the dripping sweat from his flapping jowl. He starts the SUV and begins his journey. The SUVs suspension, under the huge weight of Fatty, tips to the side while guzzling down the road. When pulling into the parking lot of Fast Food for Fatties the SUV squeaks and rattles with great stress. After the hard physical workout of driving Fatty finally manages to reach the handle to open the door. Upon doing so, the fat doughy flesh ozzes from the drivers side opening and Fatty emerges from his bloatmobile. Fatty then embarks on the last leg of his journey. He pulls up his fatty waist off of the ground as if pulling up a pair of pants and then wobbles his way to the door. As he wobbles the ground shakes with suck force that it causes nearby trees to uproot and leap from the ground. Fatty wipes his jowl of sweat once more and opens the door to Fast Food for Fatties. He squishes his way through the entrance to make way to the counter. He wheezes his order to the clerk and tells them to add a side order of burger fat drippings to wash everything down. His order of 10 of everything is ready and he grabs the tray with his hot dog shaped fingers. He sits down to his table while drools cascades down his watermellon shaped face and disappears into some of the many fat rolls. The shockwave from the seating registers 5.7 on nearby Richter scales. A great shot of adrenalin surges through Fatty and his arms begin to flail like windmills to shovel the large quantities of food down his gullet.

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Special K
Maybe if you are preparing for a photo shoot or bodybuilding competition then worrying about how specific nutrients interact becomes important. However if we are talking about very obese people, then I don't see why the simple calories in vs. calories out (consisting of healthy foods and combined with exercise) would not serve to get them down to a healthy weight.

Very obese people will be seeing a doctor and will have specific diets prescribed to them, not to mention will probably be told what I'm telling you. Regardless, it's important for people to understand what is actually happening in their bodies, and to discredit myths and misinformation. People would be much more healthy in general if they knew more about the foods they eat.

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
[mindless drivel snipped by GD]

wtf? ban.

I hope what I wrote did not touch you personally. I am deeply sorry if this is the case.

 

[daveymark]

I'm just going to come out and say what everyone else is thinking:

fat people have no right to live. If ever there were a rational excuse for genocide, fatness would be it.

We all experienced joy when we watched se7en with that tubby porker killed by eating all that spaghetti

Of course, I'm joking

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
[mindless drivel snipped by GD]

wtf? ban.

I hope what I wrote did not touch you personally. I am deeply sorry if this is the case.

Yes... but because I also get pissed off at people such as those you describe, and hate being placed in the same "class" as them.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Scourge
Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

You didn't say average...you said "most men" are taller than 5'11".

 

[imported_Scourge]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Scourge
Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

You didn't say average...you said "most men" are taller than 5'11".

No, I didn't. That was someone else.

I bet the average American male(---Younger than 49---) is pretty close to 5'10+. That's not far enough away from 5'11 to matter very much.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Scourge

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Scourge
Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

You didn't say average...you said "most men" are taller than 5'11".

No, I didn't. That was someone else.

I bet the average American male(---Younger than 49---) is pretty close to 5'10+. That's not far enough away from 5'11 to matter very much.

oops, my bad, the original quote was buried in that huge nest of them, and I didn't realize it was someone else

 

[imported_Scourge]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Scourge

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Scourge
Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

You didn't say average...you said "most men" are taller than 5'11".

No, I didn't. That was someone else.

I bet the average American male(---Younger than 49---) is pretty close to 5'10+. That's not far enough away from 5'11 to matter very much.

oops, my bad, the original quote was buried in that huge nest of them, and I didn't realize it was someone else

It happens, no worries. :laugh:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Scourge

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Scourge
Obviously when I said average, in context, it ment the average American male below the age of 49.

Oh, and what? Seriously, I didn't understand much of what you said. And why do you feel the need to point out that 5'11 is adding 2inches' to that data? I can read.

You didn't say average...you said "most men" are taller than 5'11".

No, I didn't. That was someone else.

I bet the average American male(---Younger than 49---) is pretty close to 5'10+. That's not far enough away from 5'11 to matter very much.

i was responding the claim that most american men are 5'11 or taller with that data (initially). I was then pointing out that you can't generalise like that, what you bet may or not be the case, but you sure as hell can't extrapolate anything meaningful from it...

regardless, in that kinda data, 5'10 would be quite far enough from 5'11 to be significantly different

I get your point about height/weight tho

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
Fatty sqeezes his lard ass though the front door and wobbles to his equally bloated SUV. While weezing from his 15 foot wobble to his roaming land yacht he manages to raise his arm to open the door. After slothfully slinging his enormous jello like buttocks into the drivers seat of the SUV he wipes the dripping sweat from his flapping jowl. He starts the SUV and begins his journey. The SUVs suspension, under the huge weight of Fatty, tips to the side while guzzling down the road. When pulling into the parking lot of Fast Food for Fatties the SUV squeaks and rattles with great stress. After the hard physical workout of driving Fatty finally manages to reach the handle to open the door. Upon doing so, the fat doughy flesh ozzes from the drivers side opening and Fatty emerges from his bloatmobile. Fatty then embarks on the last leg of his journey. He pulls up his fatty waist off of the ground as if pulling up a pair of pants and then wobbles his way to the door. As he wobbles the ground shakes with such force that it causes nearby trees to uproot and leap from the ground. Fatty wipes his jowl of sweat once more and opens the door to Fast Food for Fatties. He squishes his way through the entrance to make way to the counter. He wheezes his order to the clerk and tells them to add a side order of burger fat drippings to wash everything down. His order of 10 of everything is ready and he grabs the tray with his hot dog shaped fingers. He sits down to his table while drool cascades down his watermellon shaped face and disappears into some of the many fat rolls. The shockwave from the seating registers 5.7 on nearby Richter scales. A great shot of adrenalin surges through Fatty and his arms begin to flail like windmills to shovel the large quantities of food down his gullet.

Pointless nd not funny. -1jillion/10

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Falcon39

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
Fatty sqeezes his lard ass though the front door and wobbles to his equally bloated SUV. While weezing from his 15 foot wobble to his roaming land yacht he manages to raise his arm to open the door. After slothfully slinging his enormous jello like buttocks into the drivers seat of the SUV he wipes the dripping sweat from his flapping jowl. He starts the SUV and begins his journey. The SUVs suspension, under the huge weight of Fatty, tips to the side while guzzling down the road. When pulling into the parking lot of Fast Food for Fatties the SUV squeaks and rattles with great stress. After the hard physical workout of driving Fatty finally manages to reach the handle to open the door. Upon doing so, the fat doughy flesh ozzes from the drivers side opening and Fatty emerges from his bloatmobile. Fatty then embarks on the last leg of his journey. He pulls up his fatty waist off of the ground as if pulling up a pair of pants and then wobbles his way to the door. As he wobbles the ground shakes with such force that it causes nearby trees to uproot and leap from the ground. Fatty wipes his jowl of sweat once more and opens the door to Fast Food for Fatties. He squishes his way through the entrance to make way to the counter. He wheezes his order to the clerk and tells them to add a side order of burger fat drippings to wash everything down. His order of 10 of everything is ready and he grabs the tray with his hot dog shaped fingers. He sits down to his table while drool cascades down his watermellon shaped face and disappears into some of the many fat rolls. The shockwave from the seating registers 5.7 on nearby Richter scales. A great shot of adrenalin surges through Fatty and his arms begin to flail like windmills to shovel the large quantities of food down his gullet.

Pointless nd not funny. -1jillion/10

I put on my wizard robe and hat and give him a +1jillion/10, thereby cancelling out your negative

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Falcon39

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS
Fatty sqeezes his lard ass though the front door and wobbles to his equally bloated SUV. While weezing from his 15 foot wobble to his roaming land yacht he manages to raise his arm to open the door. After slothfully slinging his enormous jello like buttocks into the drivers seat of the SUV he wipes the dripping sweat from his flapping jowl. He starts the SUV and begins his journey. The SUVs suspension, under the huge weight of Fatty, tips to the side while guzzling down the road. When pulling into the parking lot of Fast Food for Fatties the SUV squeaks and rattles with great stress. After the hard physical workout of driving Fatty finally manages to reach the handle to open the door. Upon doing so, the fat doughy flesh ozzes from the drivers side opening and Fatty emerges from his bloatmobile. Fatty then embarks on the last leg of his journey. He pulls up his fatty waist off of the ground as if pulling up a pair of pants and then wobbles his way to the door. As he wobbles the ground shakes with such force that it causes nearby trees to uproot and leap from the ground. Fatty wipes his jowl of sweat once more and opens the door to Fast Food for Fatties. He squishes his way through the entrance to make way to the counter. He wheezes his order to the clerk and tells them to add a side order of burger fat drippings to wash everything down. His order of 10 of everything is ready and he grabs the tray with his hot dog shaped fingers. He sits down to his table while drool cascades down his watermellon shaped face and disappears into some of the many fat rolls. The shockwave from the seating registers 5.7 on nearby Richter scales. A great shot of adrenalin surges through Fatty and his arms begin to flail like windmills to shovel the large quantities of food down his gullet.

Pointless nd not funny. -1jillion/10

I put on my wizard robe and hat and give him a +1jillion/10, thereby cancelling out your negative

Thanks chief!

 

[Golgatha]

They're sumos in training?

 

[BAMAVOO]

Dug,
I am not reading this entire thread, but maybe you should look in the mirror because it appears your fingers are so fat and heavy they keep double striking the '"o" in lose?

 

[Chryso]

The ones I don't understand are the ones who are too fat to get out of bed so other people have to bring them food.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Dug,
I am not reading this entire thread, but maybe you should look in the mirror because it appears your fingers are so fat and heavy they keep double striking the '"o" in lose?

It's true

 

[6shiw1]

6'0" 145. If you're dropping any weight let me know where you left it.

 

[letdown427]

High metabolism here! Can eat like a mütherfvcker and not put on weight.

I'd actually like to be a bit heavier. Obviously not trying hard enough.

I don't understand how these fatties can look at themselves and not think, holy crap that's utterly disgusting, and instead think, OMGBBQ, there's a bigmac stuck in a crease of my gut, w000000t

 

[dug777]

:laugh: