Colorado couple plead guilty to having sex with their dog

[highland145]

In 10 years, everyone with you guys’ attitudes will be seen as bigots. That’s the way we’re going anyway...

So...you're coming out as...something?

Inquiring minds and all....

 

[realibrad]

Is this some human fucking a chimp reference? Because I will have you know that a chimpanzee will tear your dick off and then your face and will eat both of them in front of you while you spit up blood. That's if his/her buddies don't get involved.

Have you never been with a girl that likes to be tied down? You are not thinking this through enough.

 

[ElFenix]

where is schneiderguy to weigh in on this?

 

[NuclearNed]

So the guy likes it ruff.

 

[realibrad]

So the guy likes it ruff.

You... you stop that right now.

 

[Darwin333]

Experience?

No experience, I just know those fuckers can and will rip your damn face off. So even if you were into fucking animals that would be right up there with trying to fuck a tiger.

 

[Darwin333]

Have you never been with a girl that likes to be tied down? You are not thinking this through enough.

How do you tie it down before it rips your face of though? And no, I'm trying very hard to not think it through that much

 

[realibrad]

How do you tie it down before it rips your face of though? And no, I'm trying very hard to not think it through that much

Wuss.

There are many different methods. You could slip drugs into their food. You could get them drunk. If you have access to tanks. You could build a trap. Lets not forget that nobody said it would have to be alive.

And.................................... were done.

 

[highland145]

No experience, I just know those fuckers can and will rip your damn face off. So even if you were into fucking animals that would be right up there with trying to fuck a tiger.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226985/Woman-face-torn-crazed-chimp-speaks-time.html

There are pics if you google....dayum.

 

[Darwin333]

Wuss.

There are many different methods. You could slip drugs into their food. You could get them drunk. If you have access to tanks. You could build a trap. Lets not forget that nobody said it would have to be alive.

And.................................... were done.

Aren't you the kinky one... So, how was the monkey sex? Did you wait for him/her (I don't judge) to wake up first or did you just plow them while they were knocked out and let them go before they woke up? For the dead one was it still warm or had it cooled off by the time you got out of the revenge from his mates zone?

 

[Darwin333]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226985/Woman-face-torn-crazed-chimp-speaks-time.html

There are pics if you google....dayum.

"She also lost all the fingers on both hands as they were chewed off." She also had to have both of her eyes removed.

I told you, they will FUCK you up and that one was "trained" from a baby. Just think about one in the wild.

That's probably one of things that I'd just rather not survive. No fingers, no eyes and a face that can only be seen on Halloween... Fuck that shit, just let me die.

 

[realibrad]

Aren't you the kinky one... So, how was the monkey sex? Did you wait for him/her (I don't judge) to wake up first or did you just plow them while they were knocked out and let them go before they woke up? For the dead one was it still warm or had it cooled off by the time you got out of the revenge from his mates zone?

A lady does not kiss and tell sir!

 

[highland145]

A lady does not kiss and tell sir!

And then there's this.

https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE?t=12