Colorado couple plead guilty to having sex with their dog

bigi

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...having-sex-dog-Bubba.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback

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Dat smirk
 

Thebobo

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Poor Bubba

"The couple had sex with Bubba (pictured) inside a motorhome that Manzanares outfitted with a customized red padded bench to make it easier to copulate with the dog"

Also I was not aware that besteality is legal in Montana, Arkansas and North Carolina. But unfortunately for them not Colorado.
 

zinfamous

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Guess Bubba is no longer a minor. I thought these news-printing people would have protected his identity. :\
 

realibrad

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That guy has the expression of exactly what you would expect. It says "I totally got busted for fucking a dog, wanna meet me next week to do it again? Also, bring some corn nuts and pepto cause its gonna get wild".
 

Darwin333

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At first I thought the dog was his girlfriend but no, that sick fuck was banging two dogs :eek:

"She later told an officer that they only had an argument, but that she was leaving Manzanares because he pressured her into having sex with their dog."

Ok, just how in the name of all fuck do you get pressured into fucking a dog? Having another beer when you kind of don't want to, maybe. Letting him stick it in your butt, I can see that. Hell even some kinky stuff that you aren't quite sure about, I'll give you a pass. But fucking a dog??? Hell to the no, you don't get pressured into doing that, I don't care how much in love you think you are. On top of that, then your dumbass goes and rats your own damn self out to the police, bitch is just all kinds of stupid. Sure he may get in more trouble than you but now your unforgettably ugly mug is national news for FUCKING A DOG, a fate imho worse than death.

Then there is this gem.
"Solano said she started to become 'somewhat jealous' of her boyfriend's relationship with their dog and that it would often lead to arguments." :D:D:D
 
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At first I thought the dog was his girlfriend but no, that sick fuck was banging two dogs :eek:

"She later told an officer that they only had an argument, but that she was leaving Manzanares because he pressured her into having sex with their dog."

Ok, just how in the name of all fuck do you get pressured into fucking a dog? Having another beer when you kind of don't want to, maybe. Letting him stick it in your butt, I can see that. Hell even some kinky stuff that you aren't quite sure about, I'll give you a pass. But fucking a dog??? Hell to the no, you don't get pressured into doing that, I don't care how much in love you think you are. On top of that, then your dumbass goes and rats your own damn self out to the police, bitch is just all kinds of stupid. Sure he may get in more trouble than you but now your unforgettably ugly mug is national news for FUCKING A DOG, a fate imho worse than death.

Then there is this gem.
"Solano said she started to become 'somewhat jealous' of her boyfriend's relationship with their dog and that it would often lead to arguments." :D:D:D
lololollll
 
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That is probably not true fyi. There was a case of AIDS in China because people were eating monkeys.

Yeah, I actually google'd it prior to posting and the general consensus (from what I got) is that there is no doubt that it comes from blood transfer of some kind - be it sexual, or a monkey biting someone.

Ultimately, there is no definite proof or evidence one way or the other - but everyone agrees that fucking the monkey makes it sound like a better story :p
 
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SKORPI0

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/looks at Thebobo's avatar with great suspicion.
Should change his name to Thebubba. ;)

So the couple f*cked doggy style? o_O
And that creepy smug faced mug shot. I'd like to smack his face with a large piece of frozen dog meat.....
 
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mikeymikec

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At least the woman looks conflicted about it. The guy looks like he has something to brag about.
 

realibrad

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Do you think their peanut butter bill is through the roof?

Also, there is a wiener dog joke in this, but I cant put it to words yet.
 

Darwin333

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Yeah, I mean - why shouldn't we just fuck everything? It only caused aids, no biggie.

Is this some human fucking a chimp reference? Because I will have you know that a chimpanzee will tear your dick off and then your face and will eat both of them in front of you while you spit up blood. That's if his/her buddies don't get involved.
 

Darwin333

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Yeah, I actually google'd it prior to posting and the general consensus (from what I got) is that there is no doubt that it comes from blood transfer of some kind - be it sexual, or a monkey biting someone.

Ultimately, there is no definite proof or evidence one way or the other - but everyone agrees that fucking the monkey makes it sound like a better story :p

Tell you what, you grab a wild monkey and see how it likes/reacts to being fucked by you. Make sure to double bag it just in case you get past the grabbing part :D
 

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In 10 years, everyone with you guys’ attitudes will be seen as bigots. That’s the way we’re going anyway...