Coincidence? I think i'll let the doctor decide.

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Crucial
http://www.vexman.com/botfly.htm

Soon you will have one of these growing in your flesh.

http://www.grafix4me.de/data/media/3/botfly_1.jpg just hope you didn't get bit in the eye.

That looks simply excellent.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: GRIFFIN1

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: GRIFFIN1
You have Chagas disease.

are you serious? he has a 1/3 chance to die? that's pretty bad man.

I'm not serious. How would I know what he has? I just remember hearing about this desease on the discovery channel one day, and it didn't seem like fun.

We actually killed a bug that can carry that disease in the bathroom, it was about 1" long, better known as the Kissing Bug because it kisses your eye....

 

[MrDingleDangle]

update? what did the doctor say?

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Hope you didn't bring anything back with you aphex! G/L!!

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Crucial
http://www.vexman.com/botfly.htm

Holy cr@p, this guy had two of these things growing in his scrotum! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

From the link:

''Twas the week before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
We had been on vacation, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out from my privates there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and thought I would die.
Up to the window I sprang like a very big flea,
The pain was so bad it stung like a bee.
I ran down the hall past the 'putter I'd built,
And looked in a mirror, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an airhole in my scrotum - I said to her....Dear.
With two holes now seen, half out of my sock,
It's time for a phone call, right now to a Doc.
The first one I called, said I'd just lost my mind.
So I paid him his worth ... it was only a dime.
The next one I called said it was just a small mite
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
All I had left was to lay there in pain
A cry in the night with nothing to gain
Then down the chimney came a big red guy
St. Nick I told him, it must be a fly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old prick,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my dick.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had more problems to dread
Whoa Sh|thead he said - you are such a Putz,
Stop whining right now or I'll cut off your nuts.
A phone number he gave and a big bag of ice
He said call this Doc and he will be nice
He sprang up the chimney, to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim boy "Don't bitch or don't pout"
"Merry Christmas to all and be glad they are all out!"

 

[VirtualLarry]

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: Crucial
http://www.vexman.com/botfly.htm

Holy cr@p, this guy had two of these things growing in his scrotum! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

OMG - those things vaguely resemble the things that they put into Neo in The Matrix. (I said "vaguely"! Imagine those things without the metal and without the spindly wire-legs. Yeah. Now do you see it?)

"You mean those things are real?!?!?"

 

[HardcoreRobot]

aphex are you dead?

 

[tami]

please don't tell us that you brought some foreign virus into this country. we must put you in isolation.

 

Surfing down there? I was in jaco, playa hermosa, esterillos (sp?), etc a few months back. Ive been there a few times. Where did you stay in hermosa? Last time i went i was by myself so i went to loma del mar surf camp (rovercam.com). Good stuff.