Coffee sucks.

[notfred]

I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

 

[boyRacer]

i'm glad i don't have your life or morals.

 

[waylman]

LOL......coffee and porn are EVIL!!!!!!

 

[Encryptic]

Best. Parody. Ever.

 

[DurocShark]

Ok, ya'll suck. My coworkers are all prairie dogging to see wtf I'm laughing at...

bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
i'm glad i don't have your life or morals.

Too bad you can't come up with your own phrases.

I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

You forgot the part about how you used to drink it all the time, but now that you're engaged and your fiance doesn't drink coffee you had to stop too.

amish

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: notfred
I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

no, it sucks because I dont like it

 

[MazerRackham]

LOL!!! I don't know which is worse, coffee or porn...

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: boyRacer
i'm glad i don't have your life or morals.

Too bad you can't come up with your own phrases.

amish

imitation is the best form of flattery

 

[GroundZero]

do not drink coffee while rubbing one off looking at porn...

 

[Lonyo]

Both are the devil.
Same as that dog.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: boyRacer
i'm glad i don't have your life or morals.

Too bad you can't come up with your own phrases.

I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

You forgot the part about how you used to drink it all the time, but now that you're engaged and your fiance doesn't drink coffee you had to stop too.

amish

ROFL

 

[Spooner]

I'd take porn over coffee anyday :beer:

 

[conjur]

And this thread isn't a FVCKING BULLSH!T thread like Wduaqnug posts?

hmmmm

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
do not drink coffee while rubbing one off looking at porn...

And most importantly, hot coffee IS NOT a lube.

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: conjur
And this thread isn't a FVCKING BULLSH!T thread like Wduaqnug posts?

hmmmm

there is a difference between parody and stupidity

 

[MithShrike]

Man coffee is the shiznit... I drink as much as I can. I even eat coffe candies... Hahaha good parody.

 

[imported_Papi]

YOU SUCK!

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: notfred
I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

I'm still alive only b/c of coffee. It gives me the necessary energy to move on in life. Of course, it isn't exactly healthy. But what the heck. I don't think I'd be able to even breathe w/o a regular gulp of good black coffee.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: GroundZero

Originally posted by: conjur
And this thread isn't a FVCKING BULLSH!T thread like Wduaqnug posts?

hmmmm

there is a difference between parody and stupidity

And then there are stupid parodies!

 

[tw1164]

Originally posted by: Spooner
I'd take porn over coffee anyday :beer:

hmm...which would I give up? I don't think that I could give up my coffee.


bbl.....I have to toss my porn and brew more coffee.

 

[Isla]

Watch me drink a double expresso, black!

<---very dirty girl

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Isla
Watch me drink a double expresso, black!

<---very dirty girl

:Q

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Isla
Watch me drink a double expresso, black!

<---very dirty girl

Evidently.

 

[Brutuskend]

New report says soaking your pecker in scalding hot coffee can prevent AIDS.

Well not really, but it WILL keep you from soaking it in ANYTHING else that might give you aids, for awhile atleast.

I made up the Report thing....