Coffee sucks.

[CPA]

I don't like coffee either, but I do like pr0n.

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
New report says soaking your pecker in scalding hot coffee can prevent AIDS.

Well not really, but it WILL keep you from soaking it in ANYTHING else that might give you aids, for awhile atleast.

I made up the Report thing....

Thanks for the chuckle Brut.

 

[cavemanmoron]

i like coffee in the morning,and if i can't get coffee,then Pepsi Please!

i need a little caffeine,!!

 

[Red]

Now guys, coffee contains caffeine, and I really don't think caffeine is conducive to a healthy, loving morning in the office. You should rather spend time complimenting your co-workers and writing poems for your soulmate.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Isla
Watch me drink a double expresso, black!

<---very dirty girl

Do you like your men like you like your coffee?

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: notfred
I don't like coffee, therefore you shouldn't drink it.

Fear my uber-logic skills.

Sorry, but coffee is good, therefore you should drink it.
It just needs around 24-36 hours after roasting to get good.