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Co-Workers who make a mess in the bathroom

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LittleNemoNES

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walk in the bathroom early in the day -- prestine

Walk in the bathroom ~noon-ish:
-pubic hair all around the seat
-dirty paper in basket

I'm trying to think of a funny way to let him know I'm onto his nasty habits.

Anyone have something like this at work?
 
yea... people who don't flush after they take a big dump is the worst..... i don't see how it is possible for that massive thing to come out of their ass..... you want pics?
 
meh... i've got one that pisses all over the bathroom... abso-fucking-lutely disgusting. Most of us end up using the womens room by the end of the day it gets so bad.
 
back in my dorm days the bathrooms were so disgusting that me and my roommate held a silent "sh!t on the floor, sink, seat" protest. Worked pretty well.
 
Bathroom where I used to work was filthy, and had a lone 15W desklamp bulb in the fucking fixture (Yeah, I replaced that pretty quickly). I think I mastered several long lost forms of martial arts in my valiant efforts to use that toilet without actually touching it.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
zomg! dirty paper in the waste basket! what are we going to do?
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I'd like to think he was talking about a dirty newspaper in a newspaper basket, but I'm doubtful.
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
yea... people who don't flush after they take a big dump is the worst..... i don't see how it is possible for that massive thing to come out of their ass..... you want pics?
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I've received a few picmsgs with some turds 🙂 Pretty funny actually. But for god's sake, flush it down.
 
I used to sit on another floor, each floor only has one mens and one womens bathroom, each mens bathroom has two urinals and two stalls. On my old floor the bathroom was always kept very clean and was deodorized and smelled generally good unless someone dropped a duce recently.

This new bathroom is the total opposite. Same layout but for whatever reason there are pubes all over the urinals and someone(s) pisses every freaking day on the ground all around the urinal! It smells worse than a run down gas station in the bad part of town also since no one EVER flushes the damn urinals after they're done.

I just don't get it, why in the hell can so many people on such a large scale, day in and day out be so fucking disgusting? It really perplexes me.
 
Originally posted by: gersson
walk in the bathroom early in the day -- prestine

Walk in the bathroom ~noon-ish:
-pubic hair all around the seat
-dirty paper in basket

I'm trying to think of a funny way to let him know I'm onto his nasty habits.

Anyone have something like this at work?
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Last place I worked was terribad. It was constantly like the restrooms at the end of a Blues v. Blackhawks games. They were a bunch of filthy savages.

These days, it's all good.
 
Where i work im closer to the warehouse bathroom than i am the office bathroom...the warehouse is always much cleaner.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Pepsei
yea... people who don't flush after they take a big dump is the worst..... i don't see how it is possible for that massive thing to come out of their ass..... you want pics?
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I've received a few picmsgs with some turds 🙂 Pretty funny actually. But for god's sake, flush it down.
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yes, it's actually pretty funny when it's someone else's work.

yeah... it's surreal walking into my first log.....
 
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Bathroom where I used to work was filthy, and had a lone 15W desklamp bulb in the fucking fixture (Yeah, I replaced that pretty quickly). I think I mastered several long lost forms of martial arts in my valiant efforts to use that toilet without actually touching it.
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Flung-poo! :thumbsup:
 
Bathroom clean here. I would hate to have it dirty. Sometimes I gotta take sh!ts at work; if it were dirty, -1 FTL.
 
Originally posted by: gersson
walk in the bathroom early in the day -- prestine

Walk in the bathroom ~noon-ish:
-pubic hair all around the seat
-dirty paper in basket

I'm trying to think of a funny way to let him know I'm onto his nasty habits.

Anyone have something like this at work?
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You sure it wasn't pristine? 😛

I hear you though. I've completely stopped following the man laws regarding bathroom etiquette and now I just go to the stall with the least amount of piss on the floor.
 
I hate the guys that take a freaking shower in the sink leaving water all over the counter on the floor. Inevitably one of three things happens to me because of it:

1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.

2. I get water all over my pants from standing up against the counter. Particularly embarassing if I am wearing light-coloured pants.

3. I slip and fall and get water all over me from the floor. This has happened once, and I've had 2 close calls on other occasions. I sweared so loud the receptionist came to ask if I was ok.

I don't understand why it is so hard for some people to keep the water in the sink, or at the very least to wipe up after themselves after they are done. Bunch of savages in this town.

KT
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I hate the guys that take a freaking shower in the sink leaving water all over the counter on the floor. Inevitably one of three things happens to me because of it:

1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.

2. I get water all over my pants from standing up against the counter. Particularly embarassing if I am wearing light-coloured pants.

3. I slip and fall and get water all over me from the floor. This has happened once, and I've had 2 close calls on other occasions. I sweared so loud the receptionist came to ask if I was ok.

I don't understand why it is so hard for some people to keep the water in the sink, or at the very least to wipe up after themselves after they are done. Bunch of savages in this town.

KT
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Um, that's not water...😱
 
Sounds like you need to set a trap for him. Try to find out what his pooping schedule is (we all have them) and then take action. Head in there a few minutes before with a roll of saran wrap and a tub of vasoline. Leave a note on the back of the door making it clear that things will get worse if he doesn't shape up.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I hate the guys that take a freaking shower in the sink leaving water all over the counter on the floor. Inevitably one of three things happens to me because of it:

1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.

2. I get water all over my pants from standing up against the counter. Particularly embarassing if I am wearing light-coloured pants.

3. I slip and fall and get water all over me from the floor. This has happened once, and I've had 2 close calls on other occasions. I sweared so loud the receptionist came to ask if I was ok.

I don't understand why it is so hard for some people to keep the water in the sink, or at the very least to wipe up after themselves after they are done. Bunch of savages in this town.

KT
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Um, that's not water...😱
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I know, but thanks for shattering the illusion I was trying to create. 🙁

KT
 
My work washroom is lovely. It is like a long hallway spanning the central core of the building with a door at each end.

Next to each door there are 2 sinks. On the sink counter are 2 types of soap and 1 disinfectant. The towels are of the disposable type but are thick and clothy like you might find at a nice restaurant. Some days there are flowers on the counter.

Next to the sinks there are the urinals. 2 at each end of the washroom. The urinals are well spaced with a divider to maintain your personal space. Nice touch.

At the centre of the washroom are the stalls. 4 in total. In the stall there is a nice little tray to place your keys, phone or other pocket things upon if you are the type who does not like to leave your things in your pockets while your pants are on the floor. Usually I put my blackberry there between the time I sit down and the time I am seated and ready to play brickbreaker. For those people who do not like to play brickbreaker the daily paper is stocked.

The washroom is cleaned 4 times per day. This cleaning includes a brief mopping with a switfer type thing. My one complaint is that if you are in the stall while they are cleaning the cleaner will push the swifter under the door and quite close to your feet.

I think I will go there now.
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.
KT
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You should place the end of your tie in your breast pocket while washing your hands.

 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I hate the guys that take a freaking shower in the sink leaving water all over the counter on the floor. Inevitably one of three things happens to me because of it:

1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.

2. I get water all over my pants from standing up against the counter. Particularly embarassing if I am wearing light-coloured pants.

3. I slip and fall and get water all over me from the floor. This has happened once, and I've had 2 close calls on other occasions. I sweared so loud the receptionist came to ask if I was ok.

I don't understand why it is so hard for some people to keep the water in the sink, or at the very least to wipe up after themselves after they are done. Bunch of savages in this town.

KT
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I can't even get my roommate to wipe up the fucking counter after he uses the bathroom in my apartment. I could easily see how people could be that lazy for a bathroom they wouldn't feel any responsibility at all towards.
 
This is why I hate public bathrooms. I usually only trust myself to not make a mess when going to the bathroom. If need be, I hold it in while I'm at college and go when I get back to my own apt and my own clean and non-nasty toilet. Seriously, people can be so nasty at some points, even if they may look like the cleanest cut people in the world.
 
Originally posted by: Kntx
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.
KT
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You should place the end of your tie in your breast pocket while washing your hands.
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Not all of my shirts have a boob-pocket and when I do the over-the-shoulder thing, sometimes it flops down and gets even more soaked than it would have otherwise.

KT
 
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