Co-Workers who make a mess in the bathroom

[ElFenix]

the one i hate is the obsessive compulsive guy who covers the seat in toilet paper but doesn't flush the paper when he's done.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Not all of my shirts have a boob-pocket and when I do the over-the-shoulder thing, sometimes it flops down and gets even more soaked than it would have otherwise.

KT

put it inside your shirt

 

[Kntx]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Kntx

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
1. My tie gets soaked form the counter water as I wash my hands.
KT

You should place the end of your tie in your breast pocket while washing your hands.

Not all of my shirts have a boob-pocket and when I do the over-the-shoulder thing, sometimes it flops down and gets even more soaked than it would have otherwise.

KT

In that case your can place the end of your in the gap between the buttons of your shirt. I do not do the "over-the-shoulder thing" for the same reason as you.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Kntx
At the centre of the washroom are the stalls. 4 in total. In the stall there is a nice little tray to place your keys, phone or other pocket things upon if you are the type who does not like to leave your things in your pockets while your pants are on the floor. Usually I put my blackberry there between the time I sit down and the time I am seated and ready to play brickbreaker. For those people who do not like to play brickbreaker the daily paper is stocked

Haha I LOL'd IRL at this paragraph. Nice :thumbsup:

 

[imthebadguy]

where i work, its cleaned on the hr, every hr....i love taking a dump

 

[Fritzo]

How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

From what I hear most women's bathrooms are worse than the mens'.

KT

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: Spineshank
Where i work im closer to the warehouse bathroom than i am the office bathroom...the warehouse is always much cleaner.

I am also closer to the warehouse bathroom at my job, but it's anything but clean. The savages that work in the building don't flush for the most part, so during the spring / summer we get a bad gnat problem in there due to the stench. They also wrote with permanent marker all over the stalls about their gang affiliations and "puta tu madre" and all that good stuff.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

i think im gonn dab some super glu on the seat muhahaha

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Fritzo
How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

From what I hear most women's bathrooms are worse than the mens'.

KT

Yep. My buddy who has always owned/managed restauraunts has seen things out of a women's ass that cannot be unseen.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Fritzo
How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

From what I hear most women's bathrooms are worse than the mens'.

KT

The retail job I worked occasionally had me cleaning out the bathrooms, including the women's... I'm trying to think of worse odors I've encountered since then. Landfill is pretty bad, but still no match. Ugh.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

I can't even get my roommate to wipe up the fucking counter after he uses the bathroom in my apartment. I could easily see how people could be that lazy for a bathroom they wouldn't feel any responsibility at all towards.

Time to buy some pet pigs.. some hungry ones.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Fritzo
How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

From what I hear most women's bathrooms are worse than the mens'.

KT

Yep. My buddy who has always owned/managed restauraunts has seen things out of a women's ass that cannot be unseen.

Toilet cam? :shocked:

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

I can't even get my roommate to wipe up the fucking counter after he uses the bathroom in my apartment. I could easily see how people could be that lazy for a bathroom they wouldn't feel any responsibility at all towards.

Time to buy some pet pigs.. some hungry ones.

Reminded me of this (from the movie "Snatch"):

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Fritzo
How about when they somehow get that brown streak up the back of the toilet seat. How fat and dirty does your ass have to be for that to happen???

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, because men are gross.

From what I hear most women's bathrooms are worse than the mens'.

KT

Yep. My buddy who has always owned/managed restauraunts has seen things out of a women's ass that cannot be unseen.

Toilet cam? :shocked:

No they just leave floaters that would make big-foot jealous.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Bathroom where I used to work was filthy, and had a lone 15W desklamp bulb in the fucking fixture (Yeah, I replaced that pretty quickly). I think I mastered several long lost forms of martial arts in my valiant efforts to use that toilet without actually touching it.

Flung-poo! :thumbsup:

Kung poo, dammit!