Clever or Funny wifi/SSID names.

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We just got a new router and I named ours "Atomic Playboy's Chuckle Hut" and "Atomic Playboy's Pleasure Barge." My wife gave the full double facepalm when I told her.
 

Ichinisan

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Coming up with a few...

Work VPN

Wired Ethernet

AOL Dialup

SSID_hidden

802.11zx 70 GHz

Radiating Electromagnetic Impulses

Service Set Identifier

Fake SSID 21

2.4GHz/5GHz
Connect
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2.4GHz/5GHz
Disable WiFi
Enable WiFi

2.4GHz/5GHz
Disable Radio
Enable Radio

2.4GHz/5GHz
Enable Airplane Mode
Disable Airplane Mode

2.4GHz/5GHz
Wireless Radio Enable
Wireless Radio Disable
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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"Network Cable Unplugged"

"Limited or no connectivity"

"Faraday Cage - door is left open"
 

Newell Steamer

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JimKiler

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Oct 10, 2002
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For years I've been calling my wifi "The United Federation of Planets" but you don't get to see the full title on some devices which I always found disappointing so I thought about having a shorter name.

And then it dawned on me. How the fuck did I manage to go all these years and not think to use "Skynet" as my wifi name? It's short, sweet and menacing at the same time.

Now all I need to do is buy an army of wifi controlled drones and then world will have 3 billion fewer people living in it.

Skynet is a devide name not the network name. And always the best device on the network.

Mine is movies so everything is either a movie name or reference to a movie.

But that list was stellar, I might have to change it to Martin Router King.
 
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ViperXX

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I've thought of changing mine to Someone needs to shut their dog the F*CK UP!
On occasion.
 

SlitheryDee

Lifer
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Mine says "My wifi not ur wifi" which is only funny because it's unprotected.

I'm thinking of changing it to "WEP password: 12345678901234567890123456".
 
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BUTCH1

Lifer
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Use, "free Wi-fi with blowjob!" then ban that Mac code a month later. I didn't say free for life...
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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Some I have seen over the years:

Flowers By Irene
NAMBLA4LIFE
911 Hoax
Suck My Bandwidth
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Mine is currently:

It Hz When IP.

...guess I should change it to It Hz WAN IP...but that just gives away the ghost, no?
 

AdamK47

Lifer
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I don't know why, but lately I've been seeing this one always appearing in my list: Ci7-5960X@4GHz/QuadTitanX
 
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