Classic Darwin case

[SlowSpyder]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...or-fatal-attack-texas-bayou-article-1.2281325


Yikes.

 

[Nograts]

Saw this on CNN earlier. Such a shame, his photo really leads me to believe that he was somehow contributing to the human race on a deep, deep level.

He will be missed....by someone.

 

[lxskllr]

The earring/keychain combo was stylish.

 

[zinfamous]

Hey y'all, watch 'is!

 

[Nograts]

Hey y'all, watch 'is!

Hey 'nao goomer done did this last week wilbur! You don' gotta get sally mae in the mud pit with you for this to count! Hyuehyuehyue!

Fuck'yall gators got nothin on me.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[MongGrel]

The Derp was strong with this one.

 

[KMFJD]

on the sidebar: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802

Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops


wtf?

 

[lxskllr]

on the sidebar: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802

Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops


wtf?

Doesn't say why they were looking through her phone. Everyone should remember these three words/phrases...

"no"
"get a warrant"
"lawyer"

 

[KeithTalent]

Idiot.

on the sidebar: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802

Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house: cops


wtf?

Lol moron. Wow.

KT

 

[lxskllr]

Idiot.



Lol moron. Wow.

KT

2-face showed no signs of injury when a vet checked her out, but her breath smelled like herring.

:^D

 

[Thebobo]

Rednecks... the other white meat.

 

[Schmide]

He actually may get off from a Darwin Award on a technicality?

Woodward had recently moved to Orange from St. Louis with his twin brother to work at a shipyard, said Wright, who was friends with him.

If he has a twin brother they should be genetically equal; and thus, his DNA is theoretically still in the gene pool.

 

[Humpy]

If he has a twin brother they should be genetically equal; and thus, his DNA is theoretically still in the gene pool.

Aaaahhhh crap.

 

[Ichinisan]

He actually may get off from a Darwin Award on a technicality?



If he has a twin brother they should be genetically equal; and thus, his DNA is theoretically still in the gene pool.

There's still hope his twin brother might challenge the gator to avenge his brother's death.

 

[Markbnj]

Blank them alligators!

 

[SKORPI0]

Rednecks... the other white meat.

Alligator 1-Redneck 0
If twin brother challenges that alligator for a rematch it could be 2-0.

 

[james1701]

 

[kranky]

Can't remember the last time there were two impressively creative Darwin award winners so close together (alligator guy and fireworks-on-head guy).

 

[balloonshark]

He was the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836, when a man was attacked while swimming across a bayou.

This fact will look good on his Darwin award application.

 

[Rakehellion]

Tommie Woodward, 28, was killed by an alligator after jumping in a bayou behind Burkart's Marina in Orange, Texas.

Sounds about right.

 

[Newell Steamer]

The alligator was asked if he wanted to provide a statement about the incident; "You are welcome."

 

[pcgeek11]

Hey y'all, watch 'is!

Hol my beer and watch 'is.

 

[Exterous]

This fact will look good on his Darwin award application.

Agreed. Thats an impressive dry spell to break

 

[edro]

"He said, 'blank the alligators' and jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help,"

lol

He was the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836, when a man was attacked while swimming across a bayou.

Well, he has that going for him.

 

[clamum]

Yeah,

He said, 'blank the alligators'...

LOL