Cigarettes aren't bad for you

toekramp

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If you don't believe me you can ask the drunk girl i was talking to tonight. I was one of "those people" that believes whatever the media puts out, including all the bul|****** about lung cancer.

Girls are awesome.
 

Forsythe

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Originally posted by: toekramp
If you don't believe me you can ask the drunk girl i was talking to tonight. I was one of "those people" that believes whatever the media puts out, including all the bul|****** about lung cancer.

Girls are awesome.

Only nekkid.
 

blahblah99

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Originally posted by: toekramp
If you don't believe me you can ask the drunk girl i was talking to tonight. I was one of "those people" that believes whatever the media puts out, including all the bul|****** about lung cancer.

Girls are awesome.

What's wrong with that? Easy lay!
 

compuwiz1

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I'm not sold on the idea they are bad for you. I have never missed a beat in over 32 years, due to smoking. I suppose when I want I could quit, but why? I enjoy it.
Oh, I suppose that I'm gonna hear all the stuff, like;

It's a nasty habit
You must taste like an ashtray
I don't want to breath your second hand smoke
You could get cancer
Yadayada, but you know what? I have never been one who lived my life based on what other people thought. I don't care what they think.
I drive a big gas guzzling SUV, because I can, and because I know how much some people hate them, but then again, I don't care what people think. I'm wasteful and excessive in all my endeavors. I don't care when I throw a half a steak down the garbage disposal. I don't do leftovers, and I definitely don't care what people think. I like to listen to my music very loud. I don't care what people think. Tonight, I started to care a little about what people think, when that cop came to the door and told me to turn my music down. ;)
 

SophalotJack

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did you uber pwn her crawdad while "micro'n" her body with your left hand?

I don't know how to engage in sex without a KB / mouse. :(
 

edmundoab

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sure, don't believe what they say about loosing 5.5 minutes of your life with one cigarrette.
Because masturbation .. assuming no side effects already wasted 15 minutes of my life.

Trust that its bad only when u get cancer :p
 

KK

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Originally posted by: SophalotJack
dude, you last 15 minutes?

either you are doing something wrong... or I am.

No, he said 15 minutes for his whole life. That means he just touches it and he lets it fly.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: toekramp
If you don't believe me you can ask the drunk girl i was talking to tonight. I was one of "those people" that believes whatever the media puts out, including all the bul|****** about lung cancer.

Girls are awesome.
don't lump us all into one group. :p
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: LoathedSynapse
Cigarettes are bad for you. But second-hand is pure baseless hysteria.
hopefully you are not serious about your second sentence.

 

DAGTA

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Yeah, firefighters shouldn't bother wearing masks since smoke from burning objects isn't harmful.
 

revnja

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Originally posted by: sandorski
Well, that settles that. Ask her about STDs, maybe there's more good news.

Hahahahaha.

:thumbsup: for this post.
 

AlienCraft

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Natural Un adulterated tobacco has never been studied.
The studies have been done with chemically treated tobacco.
The tobacco in commercial cigarettes has ammonia compounds in it to free base the nicotine to make it more effective and thus more addictive.
None of that can be good for you.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: blahblah99
Originally posted by: toekramp
If you don't believe me you can ask the drunk girl i was talking to tonight. I was one of "those people" that believes whatever the media puts out, including all the bul|****** about lung cancer.

Girls are awesome.

What's wrong with that? Easy lay!


Yeah just tell her not to buy into the hype about STD's and getting pregnant, then you don't have to use a rubber!
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Natural Un adulterated tobacco has never been studied.
The studies have been done with chemically treated tobacco.
The tobacco in commercial cigarettes has ammonia compounds in it to free base the nicotine to make it more effective and thus more addictive.
None of that can be good for you.
To say nothing of the pesticide applied during storage or the concentration of radioactive elements from groundsoil.
I still quit and won't be starting again, but the science against "tobacco" per se is very very weak.
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Natural Un adulterated tobacco has never been studied.
The studies have been done with chemically treated tobacco.
The tobacco in commercial cigarettes has ammonia compounds in it to free base the nicotine to make it more effective and thus more addictive.
None of that can be good for you.
To say nothing of the pesticide applied during storage or the concentration of radioactive elements from groundsoil.
I still quit and won't be starting again, but the science against "tobacco" per se is very very weak.

MMMMMMmmmmm, Diazinon </homer simpson>