Chivalry Is Dead: Man Ducks Foul Ball Before It Hits Girlfriend

[oogabooga]

Dude is a winner, this story should be old, but it keeps getting better.

 

[SooperDave]

I'm late to the party. Have the jokes about balls in her face started yet?

 

[SooperDave]

He did exactly what a guy should do when balls come at his face. She did what a girl should do when balls come at her face.

 

[xanis]

He did exactly what a guy should do when balls come at his face. She did what a girl should do when balls come at her face.

thread winnar

 

[brandonbull]

zoo york logo.

Well, that adds +10 to his douchebag score.

 

[SP33Demon]

Drama with rich white kids is teh lulz

 

[DesiPower]

Damn the is hot!!!! what a looser

 

[dabuddha]

Would nail

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I'd support immediately jailing that guy based on his hat alone.

 

[CRXican]

finally watched the video

certified dbag with that hat and a lip ring

 

[RaistlinZ]

Give the guy a break. He did what any normal person would do with a foul ball careening towards him. If she had been paying attention to the game she would have seen the ball too. It seems like everyone in that corner of the bleachers was aware the ball was coming except her.

 

[Lord Zado]

That was a pretty low and fast line drive. I've caught fly pops a bunch barehanded, but a low liner like that would make me nervous.

 

[sandorski]

Dude has sense of Self Preservation, chick does not. Fortunately Darwin was merciful.

 

[theeedude]

Guy looks like a jock, he'll probably move on to another piece of @ss next week, no point risking physical injury for that particular one.

 

[SR1729]

Dude has sense of Self Preservation, chick does not. Fortunately Darwin was merciful.

You afraid of baseballs too?

 

[sandorski]

You afraid of baseballs too?

I choose Life.

 

[KeypoX]

wow what a douche bag!!!

 

[skace]

Dude has sense of Self Preservation, chick does not. Fortunately Darwin was merciful.

He was shielding her before moving out of the way. This type of scenario often limits self preservation or instinct to dodge. For instance, if someone throws a knife at me, you are behind me, and I duck at the last second - the knife will hit you regardless of how much you want to live. It will only not hit you if you are fully aware the knife is coming at you before hand which often requires some thought and in many cases the event occurs too fast for such a reflex.

This is why him dodging becomes such a frowned upon event. Nothing to be said about how fucking stupid he acts about it after the fact, he is barely apologetic.

 

[geecee]

Hmm. Story now updated further with pics.

http://deadspin.com/5615024/bo-the-bailers-ex-makes-a-semi%20nude-preemptive-strike
(mildly NSFW, as a lingerie ad might be NSFW)

Apparently posted (or at least okayed) by her to beat him to the punch.

 

[artikk]

Wait, I thought women were equal?

 

[ElFenix]

Hmm. Story now updated further with pics.

http://deadspin.com/5615024/bo-the-bailers-ex-makes-a-semi%20nude-preemptive-strike

Apparently posted (or at least okayed) by her to beat him to the punch.

yum


edit: now i feel kinda creepy. how young is/was she?

 

[AndroidVageta]

Im sure shes legal...but yeah, her body is much better than her face leads on...definitely do want.

 

[sandorski]

He was shielding her before moving out of the way. This type of scenario often limits self preservation or instinct to dodge. For instance, if someone throws a knife at me, you are behind me, and I duck at the last second - the knife will hit you regardless of how much you want to live. It will only not hit you if you are fully aware the knife is coming at you before hand which often requires some thought and in many cases the event occurs too fast for such a reflex.

This is why him dodging becomes such a frowned upon event. Nothing to be said about how fucking stupid he acts about it after the fact, he is barely apologetic.

meh

 

[MetalMat]

She is cute. I am surprised that was not my buddy Matt, he goes to Astros games and is a huge hater.

 

[Miramonti]

Wow this thread too a nice turn towards enlightenment.