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Chivalry Is Dead: Man Ducks Foul Ball Before It Hits Girlfriend

Chivalry died with feminism.

Actually it was Chivalrous that he didn't save her, kind of like how some bitches don't like guys holding doors open for them.
 
Shes a little hotty...

Anyways, I wouldnt consider this to be a bad thing...he moved out of the way, instinctively...something that she would have done too if she weren't such a (insert stereotypical insult) dumb slutty bimbo blonde...
 
Justin Bieber has more balls. He would have caught that ball in the face to protect the lady. 😉
 
AndroidVageta said:
Shes a little hotty...

Anyways, I wouldnt consider this to be a bad thing...he moved out of the way, instinctively...something that she would have done too if she weren't such a (insert stereotypical insult) dumb slutty bimbo blonde...
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Well.. he did act like he was trying to catch the ball.... untill he decided to move away at the last moment....
 
Instinct to avoid injury likely comes first. Thinking about someone else takes thought and time, and with an incoming ball, time's not necessarily available.


WHACK.
 
AndroidVageta said:
Shes a little hotty...

Anyways, I wouldnt consider this to be a bad thing...he moved out of the way, instinctively...something that she would have done too if she weren't such a (insert stereotypical insult) dumb slutty bimbo blonde...
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firs thing i thought too, minus the attacks to her promiscuity... 🙂

i would figure she would duck the same as i did rather than stand in front of her to "take a bullet" for her. if it were an actual bullet, id pull her down with me.

i took a customer to a hockey game one time, we had ice seats. while walking down the 6 steps to the ice after the game, my customer was looking at the floor instead of the ice, where a player was whacking pucks over the glass to people. one of the pucks whizzed right over his head and smacked the lady behind him in the mouth, laying her out on the ground. he heard the puck go by but never even knew it was coming.i was still in the seat aisle and watched the whole thing happen, hehe. it was surreal, and kind of funny.
 
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