chimpanzee vs ufc fighter?

[DangerAardvark]

Chimps will bite your lips off. But then again so will Mike Tyson.

 

[Riceninja]

i love you brah

 

[bunnyfubbles]

better yet, which would win in a fight to the death

Liger vs Grolar bear

 

[MustangSVT]

BEST POST EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

SECHSIE!!!

JIZZEWD IN MY PANTS!

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
:laugh: This guy is great.

LULZ have been found.

 

[badkarma1399]

You trolls need to stop the hatin' on the OP.

Anywaiz, I'm going to go with the chimp here. That thing was brutal and totally didnt play by any rules.

 

[SludgeFactory]

The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.

Don't forget that a chimp can tear your fucking arms off without much effort.

And OP, go fail the SAT verbal again.

 

[LOUISSSSS]

i bet the OP is a chimp

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.

Don't forget that a chimp can tear your fucking arms off without much effort.

And OP, go fail the SAT verbal again.

Yup, without a weapon a human has no chance regardless of hand to hand skill.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.

Don't forget that a chimp can tear your fucking arms off without much effort.

And OP, go fail the SAT verbal again.

Yup, without a weapon a human has no chance regardless of hand to hand skill.

Even when wearing over armor? :laugh:

 

[rcxEric]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
The chimp will gouge out one or both of the ufc fighter's eyes before he knows what hit him, and any fingers that get in the way are history. From there, the chimp just bites off whatever fleshy bits that look appealing, starting at the head and working down to the groin.

Don't forget that a chimp can tear your fucking arms off without much effort.

And OP, go fail the SAT verbal again.

yo bro, it prolly aint that e z to do gouge on ufc fighter, chimp try dat prolly jus dodge, then go BLAAAT BLAAT buzt sum monkey teef...tho mabe chimpanzee got mad reflexez 2

o an vigilante? i nev took no SAT test but 4 ur infomation wrote IQ test and government guy told me got 100%, iz how i got my job so fuk off

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Even when wearing over armor? :laugh:

ps. jus realize i mean under armor my bad. dont wear so forget wat is called

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Motion to ban RCXERIC for giving everyone else named Eric a bad stigma and not being able to understand any of his posts. Did a quick search for posts made by RCXERIC and found that they are all unreadable.

 

[badkarma1399]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
Motion to ban RCXERIC for giving everyone else named Eric a bad stigma and not being able to understand any of his posts. Did a quick search for posts made by RCXERIC and found that they are all unreadable.

I can read his posts fine.

 

[vital]

I find it more funny that you guys go all ape about his writing. So what? Can't read it move on. What rule has he broken?

 

[Jules]

Fedor by whatever he wants

 

[honkydory]

Can i get my free ipod, or did you sell it for crack?

 

[alkemyst]

Is the free iPhone deal still good?

 

[DarrelSPowers]

THE FUCKIN CHIMP FO SHIZZYYYYYYYYY!

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
:laugh: This guy is great.

LULZ have been found.

Standby for confirmation of LULZ....LULZ confirmed.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: rcxEric

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The real question is: Who is smarter? The chimp or your English teachers?

self taught sucka, not every1 afford yale/hardvard n wear over armor n driving prius

i like this new trolling style. no ill intent sensed....

:beer:

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: bababooey
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Sadly, I can read this better than the OPs posts.

 

[AMCRambler]

We have a new troll. Where's this gem been hiding?

 

[shoRunner]

well we know who won the fight between you and english...

 

[OCGuy]

Havent had one this good since Harcadio was making his rounds.