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chimpanzee vs ufc fighter?
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EMPshockwave82
Diamond Member
I'm not saying his english sucks. I'm saying he's not writing english.
After I read this post I started thinking, since we know a UFC fighter can beat a navy seal, who would win if a UFC fighter and chimpanzee fight?
I thought this forum was for adults. If 12 year olds speaking text ebonics are going to start being normal then this forum is about to go even further downhill very soon.
I've never said I am perfect and never will so don't bother going that route.
effowe
Diamond Member
This rcxEric guy is hilarious. I have decided my new hobby will be translating his posts into English. I thought about doing it before but the OP made up my mind. Here we go..
After I read this post, I got to thinking. Since we know that a UFC fighter can beat a Navy Seal, who will win if a UFC fighter and a chimpanzee fight? My friend Rashad Evans would probably bust up a monkey's teeth, but damn, that monkey fights cheaper than an Asian in Street Fighter. Shit, that little bitch bit both hands off of a lady, and had some of her face for desert. If George tackled a monkey, the monkey would probably bite off his penis or something. Hard to beat someone like that. They should invent a martial art that utilizes the teeth, it would be extremely dangerous, that's for sure.
Anyhow, what do you guys think about who would win in a fight?
I taught myself, sir. Not everyone can afford Yale / Harvard, wear over armor, and drive a Prius.
Excuse me, can some of you stay on topic? The poll is up now.
No sir, there are no rules. I only chose a UFC fighter (MMA would have also been fine,) because they are the most bad ass humans at hand to hand fighting. You know, like Jason Bourne? Even BJ Penn could probably bust his ass no problem, rules, no rules, whatever.
Hello sir, it probably isn't that easy to gouge out the eyes on a UFC fighter. The chimp that tried that would probably just be dodged, then the fighter would go BOOM POW and bust out some monkey teeth. Who knows, though, maybe chimpanzees have above average reflexes.
Oh, a vigilante? I have never taken an SAT test, but for your information, I took a written IQ test and the man working for the government told me that I got a 100%. It's how I got my job, so fuck off.
PS: Just realize that I meant under armor, my bad. I don't wear that particular brand so I forgot what it was called.
After I read this post, I got to thinking. Since we know that a UFC fighter can beat a Navy Seal, who will win if a UFC fighter and a chimpanzee fight? My friend Rashad Evans would probably bust up a monkey's teeth, but damn, that monkey fights cheaper than an Asian in Street Fighter. Shit, that little bitch bit both hands off of a lady, and had some of her face for desert. If George tackled a monkey, the monkey would probably bite off his penis or something. Hard to beat someone like that. They should invent a martial art that utilizes the teeth, it would be extremely dangerous, that's for sure.
Anyhow, what do you guys think about who would win in a fight?
I taught myself, sir. Not everyone can afford Yale / Harvard, wear over armor, and drive a Prius.
Excuse me, can some of you stay on topic? The poll is up now.
No sir, there are no rules. I only chose a UFC fighter (MMA would have also been fine,) because they are the most bad ass humans at hand to hand fighting. You know, like Jason Bourne? Even BJ Penn could probably bust his ass no problem, rules, no rules, whatever.
Hello sir, it probably isn't that easy to gouge out the eyes on a UFC fighter. The chimp that tried that would probably just be dodged, then the fighter would go BOOM POW and bust out some monkey teeth. Who knows, though, maybe chimpanzees have above average reflexes.
Oh, a vigilante? I have never taken an SAT test, but for your information, I took a written IQ test and the man working for the government told me that I got a 100%. It's how I got my job, so fuck off.
PS: Just realize that I meant under armor, my bad. I don't wear that particular brand so I forgot what it was called.
Go to Google and search "fedor gorilla picture" you will see proof that Fedor KO's a gorilla and armbars a bear. HOWEVER....Fedor is not a UFC fighter, but is a MMA fighter. So technically according to your poll, a chimp would be a UFC fighter, but a MMA fighter would beat a chimp.
Your poll is horrible.
Your poll is horrible.
evident
Lifer
GrantMeThePower
Platinum Member
OMG!
:laugh: FOR SURE
Well done effowe. well done indeed sir.
Security Guy
Junior Member
rcxEric brings the humor
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