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chimpanzee vs ufc fighter?

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rcxEric

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after i read dis post me brain got mad thinkin, since we no ufc fighter can beat navy seal, who've win if ufc fighter n chimpanzee fight? ma bro rashad evans prolly bust sum monkey teefs, but dam that monkey fight cheaper den an asian in street fighter...sheet lil biatch munch both lady hand off n sum face for desert. if georges tackle monkey, monkey prolly chomp hiz dong off or sumthin, hard beat sum1 like that, should invent martial art dat utilize da teef, be mad dangerz 4 sure.

newho, wat u guyz think bout who've won in fight?

edit: poll up
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The real question is: Who is smarter? The chimp or your English teachers?
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self taught sucka, not every1 afford yale/hardvard n wear over armor n driving prius
 
Originally posted by: rcxEric
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The real question is: Who is smarter? The chimp or your English teachers?
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self taught sucka, not every1 afford yale/hardvard n wear over armor n driving prius
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wait, you need to go to harvard or yale to learn to speak english?
elementary school, hell, even high school? they have public ones you know.
 
Chimpanzee, easily [psh, UFC?]. But if you mean MMA fighters in general, Fedor would armbar that Chimp.
 
Originally posted by: rcxEric
after i read dis post me brain got mad thinkin, since we no ufc fighter can beat navy seal, who've win if ufc fighter n chimpanzee fight? ma bro rashad evans prolly bust sum monkey teefs, but dam that monkey fight cheaper den an asian in street fighter...sheet lil biatch munch both lady hand off n sum face for desert. if georges tackle monkey, monkey prolly chomp hiz dong off or sumthin, hard beat sum1 like that, should invent martial art dat utilize da teef, be mad dangerz 4 sure.

newho, wat u guyz think bout who've won in fight?
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How old are you, three?

What's your name, who's your daddy? Does he write English as well as thee?

 
the ufc fighter will win, especially if he knows it's a fight to the death. the chimp will fight like a rabbies blarrrhghallajflaksdjlfasjdflajal creature while the ufc fighter will have no hesitation in trying to fatally end it as fast as possible.
 
yo can sum of u stay on topix, poll up now.

Originally posted by: takeru
of course the chimp will win. do you really think the chimp would even follow the rules??? 😕
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na bro no rulez, only chose ufc (mma fine 2) fighter cuz theyz most badazz human peeps at hand2hand. like u no jason bourne? even bj penn could prolly bust his azz np, rule, no rule watever





 
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