A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;it was physically impossible. The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell? The little girl replied,"Then you ask him"
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As
she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat,
or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, They will in a
minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us
how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little
boy(the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother. "It
wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch
him."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She
looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs
white,
Mom?"Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl
thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL
of grandma's hairs are white?"
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy
picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on
the bottom."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown-up and say, There's
Jennifer she's a lawyer,' or "That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A
small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."
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said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;it was physically impossible. The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell? The little girl replied,"Then you ask him"
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As
she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat,
or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, They will in a
minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy Mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us
how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little
boy(the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother. "It
wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch
him."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She
looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs
white,
Mom?"Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl
thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL
of grandma's hairs are white?"
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy
picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on
the bottom."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown-up and say, There's
Jennifer she's a lawyer,' or "That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A
small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."
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