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Originally posted by: shimsham
couldnt you try gouging out their eyeballs with your fingers? seems like that may have some success in prompting them to let go.

By that time (when they let go) the cops are already all over you. And you have a nasty wound.
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: shimsham
couldnt you try gouging out their eyeballs with your fingers? seems like that may have some success in prompting them to let go.

A knife to the neck is much quicker. But if you're in a standoff with the police, the dog should have never made it within 15ft of you.


cop killa!
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: UlricT
sawed-off shotgun 4 teh win!

Don't forget your kevlar like Yellow Dog

In some areas, police dogs are fitted with vests of their own.

And in all cases, they're considered officers. You kill one, you're a copkiller, and

you would likely gain about 3 or 4 pounds almost instantly, assuming the bullets didn't pass through your body.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Sunbird
Originally posted by: shimsham
couldnt you try gouging out their eyeballs with your fingers? seems like that may have some success in prompting them to let go.

By that time (when they let go) the cops are already all over you. And you have a nasty wound.


yeah, i figure that. im just talking in general to get the dog to let go, or any dog that has a lock on you, for that matter.
 
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Sunbird
Originally posted by: shimsham
couldnt you try gouging out their eyeballs with your fingers? seems like that may have some success in prompting them to let go.

By that time (when they let go) the cops are already all over you. And you have a nasty wound.


yeah, i figure that. im just talking in general to get the dog to let go, or any dog that has a lock on you, for that matter.

Oh yes, when attached by a dog, fight back with all your strength (and teeth and punches and fingers), don't ever lay there wimpering and screaming.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H

If I was on phencyclidine, the dog would have a broken neck before it hit the ground. 😛

I'm not promoting the indiscriminate killing of law enforcement personnel. I'm just saying that dogs are useless against people that know how to deal with them. If I ever was in a situation that would involve a firefight, I sure as hell wouldn't be working alone. I believe in tossable explosives myself. That dog would be dead before it got out of the car. 😛

I tend to try and avoid conflict with LE anyways. But when the topic comes up, it brings out militant thoughts.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H

I don't think people realize these are 60-110lb projectiles literally being launched at them.
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H

If I was on phencyclidine, the dog would have a broken neck before it hit the ground. 😛

I'm not promoting the indiscriminate killing of law enforcement personnel. I'm just saying that dogs are useless against people that know how to deal with them. If I ever was in a situation that would involve a firefight, I sure as hell wouldn't be working alone. I believe in tossable explosives myself. That dog would be dead before it got out of the car. 😛

I tend to try and avoid conflict with LE anyways. But when the topic comes up, it brings out militant thoughts.


I vote for you to be removed from this earth.
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H

If I was on phencyclidine, the dog would have a broken neck before it hit the ground. 😛

I'm not promoting the indiscriminate killing of law enforcement personnel. I'm just saying that dogs are useless against people that know how to deal with them. If I ever was in a situation that would involve a firefight, I sure as hell wouldn't be working alone. I believe in tossable explosives myself. That dog would be dead before it got out of the car. 😛

I tend to try and avoid conflict with LE anyways. But when the topic comes up, it brings out militant thoughts.

Tell me how exactly one deals with an 80lb police dog that would result in them still evading law enforcement, using only a firearm or knife.

If you think your buddy is going to be able to place a shot that not only actually hits the dog, but also doesn't harm you, you're in fantasy land.
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sheesh, all you guys thinking you could fight off a police dog are on something awfully strong. Mix up a batch of the what-for you got the vacation again, Ribbon? 😛

- M4H

If I was on phencyclidine, the dog would have a broken neck before it hit the ground. 😛

I'm not promoting the indiscriminate killing of law enforcement personnel. I'm just saying that dogs are useless against people that know how to deal with them. If I ever was in a situation that would involve a firefight, I sure as hell wouldn't be working alone. I believe in tossable explosives myself. That dog would be dead before it got out of the car. 😛

I tend to try and avoid conflict with LE anyways. But when the topic comes up, it brings out militant thoughts.

so you are able to see that dog that is running up from behind you, turn around and kill him and then turn back around to the cops so as to not get shot? you are crazy dude. and your gunna get banned again if you dont stop the drug talk.

MIKE
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
I'm just saying that dogs are useless against people that know how to deal with them.

And you obviously don't. You know how you deal with a police dog? LIE THE F*CK DOWN where the canine officer can see you. He calls the dog off, and you go to jail.

I'd like to see you remain standing, let alone put up a fight after they put a dog on you. Unless you're in one of the padded training suits, you're going to get mowed down by eighty-plus pounds of police pup.

- M4H
 
Here's one thing, those were just training videos. Also, most people DO NOT know how to deal with animals. A human will back off with a threat, a dog or horse responds differently. That tends to scare people. I've seen many a footage of a guy held up in someone give up at the first sign of a dog. They weren't scared by a guy with a gun, but a dog is a different game.
 
ahhh Belgium Malinods. I have worn a wrap many times helping our K-9 personell train them. yes they are lightning fast have lots of agality and they are very hard biters.
 
On second thought, all I gotta say is it is a good thing that they don't train those dogs to go for the nads.
 
Holy fricken crap, those dogs are fricken awesome. I love the last one where one dog pins him against the car, then the other one comes in and they THROW the guy across the sidewalk. Amazing stuff.
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
On second thought, all I gotta say is it is a good thing that they don't train those dogs to go for the nads.

cuz that's where they conceals their weapons! 😀
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
In all of those situations, had that been me, there would have been a dead dog. BANG! flop!

You're such an idiot. Typical internet tough guy. You've watched too many movies and experienced too little of real life. I can gaurantee you that if this dog was released on you, you'd be on the ground crying like a little bitch before you even knew what hit you. Same goes for me and everyone else in this thread.

I bet you watch UFC matches and say things like, "Man, if that was me I would've blocked that punch, grabbed his arm, swung it around his back, and took him down with a sweep kick."
 
Originally posted by: Triumph
Originally posted by: ribbon13
In all of those situations, had that been me, there would have been a dead dog. BANG! flop!

You're such an idiot. Typical internet tough guy. You've watched too many movies and experienced too little of real life. I can gaurantee you that if this dog was released on you, you'd be on the ground crying like a little bitch before you even knew what hit you. Same goes for me and everyone else in this thread.

I bet you watch UFC matches and say things like, "Man, if that was me I would've blocked that punch, grabbed his arm, swung it around his back, and took him down with a sweep kick."

LOL
 
Originally posted by: Triumph
Originally posted by: ribbon13
In all of those situations, had that been me, there would have been a dead dog. BANG! flop!

You're such an idiot. Typical internet tough guy. You've watched too many movies and experienced too little of real life. I can gaurantee you that if this dog was released on you, you'd be on the ground crying like a little bitch before you even knew what hit you. Same goes for me and everyone else in this thread.

I bet you watch UFC matches and say things like, "Man, if that was me I would've blocked that punch, grabbed his arm, swung it around his back, and took him down with a sweep kick."

I agree with everything Triumph just said.
 
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