cheap breathalyzer test?

Heisenberg

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Flag down the nearest friendly police officer. I'm sure he'll be glad to help free of charge. ;)
 

Mr Bob

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Already called the police and they said that they can't do the test. However, if I get in my car and drive around they will be more than happy to.
 

brtspears2

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Tip: the cheap ones at Brookstone or The Sharper Image are not very accurate. You can buy refurbished models of the ones the pros use.
 

JM Aggie08

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ive seen some that go on a keychain before...

not too sure how accurate they are though.
 

Evadman

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If you need to know, then I recomend you for toxilocks.
 

FP

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The cheap ones don't tell you your BAC they only tell you if you are over the limit. The reasoning is they don't want stupid people to trying and "beat" their friend's BAC.

The expensive ones will tell you but they are hard to find and some counties actually outlaw them.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: binister
The cheap ones don't tell you your BAC they only tell you if you are over the limit. The reasoning is they don't want stupid people to trying and "beat" their friend's BAC.

The expensive ones will tell you but they are hard to find and some counties actually outlaw them.

plenty of ones on sale here that tell you your BAC for ~$100 AUD, usually come with a free six-monthly re-calibration too....
 

eits

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my professor invented the alcohol-sensing mechanism of the breathalizer... he's got millions. he dresses kinda like a random college professor, though... nothing snazzy... no nice shoes, walmart button-down shirt, etc.

he had a ferrari or something a decade or so ago, but he ended up failing a student, so the student took it out on his car... so, that's why he drives to school in a honda, now.
 

essasin

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If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.
 

VanTheMan

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

LMAO! Oh man... it took me a second to realize you meant pennies...
 

eits

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

BAHAHAHAHA suck teh pennis!
 

JACKHAMMER

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO
 

lightpants

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

Did your friends suck the pennis to get comfortable for their stay in the big house?
 

PinmasterJay

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

LOL I knew what you meant but I still cracked up
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO

I don't know who's less credible, that technique to beat a breathalyzer or about.com...
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO

I don't know who's less credible, that technique to beat a breathalyzer or about.com...

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO

I don't know who's less credible, that technique to beat a breathalyzer or about.com...

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp


God people are disgustingly stupid. Feces? Unbelieveable. I weep for the future.
 

OSX

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO

I don't know who's less credible, that technique to beat a breathalyzer or about.com...

They tested it on MythBusters as well, and it didn't work.
 

tm37

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I have tested it with both the OSHA tester (fuel cell) and the DOT (spectrum analyzer) tester myself (not read it on line or heard from a friend)

Both samples pennies and no pennies same reading.

 

mcvickj

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Originally posted by: OSX
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: JACKHAMMER
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.


NO, No NO

I don't know who's less credible, that technique to beat a breathalyzer or about.com...

They tested it on MythBusters as well, and it didn't work.

Yup. They tried several things to see if they could beat the breathalyzer and none of them worked. Either his friends are talking our their ass or the cop was in a very generous mood. I certainly wouldn't want to bet my life on it.
 

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

LMAO! Oh man... it took me a second to realize you meant pennies...

bwhhahhahahahaahahahhaahahhaha :laugh:
 

gsellis

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Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

LMAO! Oh man... it took me a second to realize you meant pennies...
Laughing until I am crying! And then reading the rest of the posts and Snopes... Maybe they aren't doing it right. You have to suck the pennies until they get soft... bahahahaha

 

eits

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Originally posted by: essasin
If you are ever pulled over and you KNOW you are over the limit
1. take a couple pennis
2. suck the pennis for all you are worth
3. most likely will pass

I have personally known 2 people that have done this and it saved their asses. Needless to save they have never done it ever again.

yeah, i heard the same thing... i'm pretty sure that whenever you get to jail, the only way you can save your ass is to find a couple big dudes and start sucking thier pennis. you suck that pennis for all you're worth and you'll save your ass.