Anyone shared the stalls with a "mad flusher"? No other idea of what to call this guy (at work). He sits on the can and just continually flushes the toilet, while he's sitting on it. Maybe he likes the bidet effect, but to me, it's just rather strange.
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Interesting theory. For me, it is a very shy bladder that won't function if it thinks someone can hear.
Interesting theory. For me, it is a very shy bladder that won't function if it thinks someone can hear.
Then there was the time I happened to sit in the adjacent stall to a guy that I swear was trying to force his colon inside out. At least from the sounds of his effort, he may have been succeeding. It smelled like it, too. :disgust:
This will probably beat all you guys:
It was about 1 in morning and i went to go take a dump.... while i was in the stall, this guy comes in and squeals and grunts for about a min and this loud thunk happens... the next day, my roomie asked me to come to the restroom.. and in the pot was a log so big it wouldnt flush down the toliet...
It was about 1 in morning and i went to go take a dump.... while i was in the stall, this guy comes in and squeals and grunts for about a min and this loud thunk happens... the next day, my roomie asked me to come to the restroom.. and in the pot was a log so big it wouldnt flush down the toliet...
Translations:
"Nice seeing you" = "Nice seeing your dick"
This ends todays "English-Urinal" lesson. Read chapters 3-4 "How to hit the inside of the rim of the urinal without going over the edge (with the beam, you moron)".
"Nice seeing you" = "Nice seeing your dick"
This ends todays "English-Urinal" lesson. Read chapters 3-4 "How to hit the inside of the rim of the urinal without going over the edge (with the beam, you moron)".
one time at a bar, a guy was pretty drunk, was taking a whiz but then decided to clear his sinus's and spit into the urinal, only thing is he missed and landed right on his johnson
hahaha
he was pissed off... too funny.
hahaha
he was pissed off... too funny.
Nope, I'm not too much into chatting in the restroom. Just do my business, wash the hands, comb the hair (what's left of it anyway...), and leave. That about sums it up for me! -kd5-
Do you guys "look" at the guy next to you at the urinal? I always make an effort not to.
<< only thing is he missed and landed right on his johnson >>
What? Being such a good witness to this event is not something I'd be bragging about. I think you know a few too many details.
The WORST is being at a crowded bar...and having to "take a rest" and going to the John and realizing that not only are there no doors on the dumpers, but there are no walls either. There is just ONE stool up against the back wall RIGHT IN THE OPEN!!! Needless to say I got the hell out of there. I have heard of "old school" but that was ridiculous.
Andrew, I like "Mad Flusher" but it is more commonly known as a "courtesy flush." (as seen in Austin Powers)!!!
Andrew, I like "Mad Flusher" but it is more commonly known as a "courtesy flush." (as seen in Austin Powers)!!!
Isn't this why women go in groups to rest room, so that they will have someone to chat with?
Isn't it a bit impolite talking to someone in the next stall while making all sorts of bathroom noises? Do women try and talk over the noise or pause?
Isn't it a bit impolite talking to someone in the next stall while making all sorts of bathroom noises? Do women try and talk over the noise or pause?
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