Chatting in the public bathroom.

Wangel

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I think women do this more then men. Normally in the mens room, there is all quiet, very little talking. We do our business, wash up and then leave.

Our company just hired a new fellow named 'Marvin'. With a name like Marvin, he could be gay. But, he started to talk to me in the restroom about business. I made my answers short and quickly washed up and started to leave. On the way out, he said: "Nice seeing you." What the hell does that mean? Should I assume he is gay or just being pleasant?
 

Yeeny

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He was probably just being nice. On the other hand, maybe he just thought you had a cute butt. :Q
 

loup garou

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Did you ever see that Man Show with Adam Carolla in the men's room talking to guys? Man that was hilarious...

"hey, come look at this guy's penis!"
*handing plate under stall* "would you like a brownie?"

ROFL! :)
 

ltk007

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What are you doing just sticking your wang out there and taking a piss huh???!!! You are obviously leading him on, next time I reccommend you use a stall where he can't see or talk to you. Either that or tell him that prefer your time in the bathroom as thinking time and don't like to talk.
 

kru

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if you think that's bad you should try running into friendly people in community showers. i mean, it's 7am and the last thing i want is some naked guy showering next to me asking how i am.
 

Yo Ma Ma

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Just repeat word-for-word any conversation he has with you, it will make him crazy. (I know it works for the kids :p)
 

abracadabra1

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<< On the way out, he said: &quot;Nice seeing you.&quot; What the hell does that mean? Should I assume he is gay or just being pleasant? >>



i think he saw your ding dong.

sounds a little too pleasant to me.
 

loup garou

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Man kru, that's the worst...the old guys at the gym. Why does a wrinkly old 70 year old man, who would never talk to me if he saw me on the street, find it undeniably compelling to speak to me in the shower!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! yech!!!!
 

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<< i mean, it's 7am and the last thing i want is some naked guy showering next to me asking how i am. >>



For get the asking me how I am part. The last thing I want is some naked guy showering next to me.
 

kru

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actually you kinda got used to it after awhile. by our sophomore year we were tormenting the incoming freshmen. :)

it's basically a room with 8 shower heads...so when there was a single freshman in there, two of us would go in, one on either side. then we'd start a running commentary while we showered, critiquing the guy in between.

or if the shower was full, we'd just bring in a beach ball... :D
 

thebestMAX

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Maybe Im missing something but what does his name have to do with him being gay or not? Unless he changed it himself, I guess his parents were gay.
 

kru

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lol...yeah, right :)

i didn't even mention the time some dork stole my towel...and then arranged for everyone to line the hallway outside, waiting for me to make my appearance.

well i couldn't disappoint my adoring public...so i just walked outside with several yards of TP strategically wrapped around me...
 

lotust

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HE he he the mens room smells like crap!! I dont like to touch any thing other than my self ;)

I will not wash my hands unless the place is spotless. At least I know that my Ding Ding is clean. I can say that about the sink/Dryer/paper towel holder
 

Wangel

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Speaking of 'ding dong', we had a fellow at work who use to wack his 'ding dong' against the side of the urinal when he was done. Not a bad idea, but who wants to be touching anything inside a urinal! I suppose if he is the only one doing this, then he is relatively safe.
 

CinderElmo

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Wangel that is CRAZY! I can't believe anyone would be that stupid. Hell who of us hasn't tried to &quot;ride the rim&quot; shooting the yellow beam as close to the side (and sometimes out unfortunately) in a stupid game of skill while standing there.

He was sucking up everyone's crossfire!!!

 

kru

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has anyone else ever been in a restroom and had a guy walk in, unzip on approach and let fly even before he was at the urinal? i swear this happened... he then proceeded to stand there with both hands on his hips as he finished his business.

bizarre...
 

beat mania

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I used to chat with this guy in the bathroom dorm - whatever we were doing...&quot;yeah I'm taking a sh!t.&quot; &quot;here comes a big one&quot; -splash-
I think we enjoy doing it just to freak people out.
 

chess9

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Werk:

I'll tell you why.

The old guy remembers the days when guys swam together naked, when they all took showers together-naked of course. That was back in the days when schools actually had P.E. classes. Usually the teacher had to come in and herd us out of the shower because we were all laughing and talking so much we'd have missed our next class. Yeah, naked guys did talk to each other in the shower.

Also, many European men still go to the sauna and public baths together. The Japanese do it as well, and talking is definitely not verboten.

 

Sephiroth_IX

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What kind of parent names their kid MARVIN. Thats just like making the kid sign a waiver saying he will be gay by age 12.