<< Arrows, swords, and axes can be digitally replaced by long-stemmed roses, soup ladles, and tennis racquets. >>
I almost choked on my beer when I read that.
Somehow I can envision the new, PC version of "The Fellowship of the Ring."
Of course it will have to be renamed, to eliminate the sexism: "The Personship of the Ring."
Ah, I can see it now --
Aragorn wielding the "Soup Ladle That Was Broken"...
Boromir pierced by the Orcs' deadly long-stemmed roses...
...and Gimli whacking away at everything in sight with his tennis racquet.
Can't wait for the final installment, "The Return of the Authority Figure!"
