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Challenge: How many five year olds can you take on at once?

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They sure do bite hard, but I think my reflexes would prevent any of the bitches from getting any more than a half a second chomp.

"HAIKEEBA!"
 
every single one all you have to do is scare factor! crush one of their head pull out the tounge and eat the brain. they'll think your nuts and start crying. believe those kids wouldn't have a chance. I'd say a full gym of 5 year olds bring it on.
 
Originally posted by: calisoldier
every single one all you have to do is scare factor! crush one of their head pull out the tounge and eat the brain. they'll think your nuts and start crying. believe those kids wouldn't have a chance. I'd say a full gym of 5 year olds bring it on.
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Illiterate?


- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
 
Originally posted by: calisoldier
every single one all you have to do is scare factor! crush one of their head pull out the tounge and eat the brain. they'll think your nuts and start crying. believe those kids wouldn't have a chance. I'd say a full gym of 5 year olds bring it on.
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That's a good point, then again you'd have to be willing to mutilate and consume a 5 year old.
 
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: calisoldier
every single one all you have to do is scare factor! crush one of their head pull out the tounge and eat the brain. they'll think your nuts and start crying. believe those kids wouldn't have a chance. I'd say a full gym of 5 year olds bring it on.
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That's a good point, then again you'd have to be willing to mutilate and consume a 5 year old.
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40-50 probably. not very strong are they?
 
Originally posted by: calisoldier
every single one all you have to do is scare factor! crush one of their head pull out the tounge and eat the brain. they'll think your nuts and start crying. believe those kids wouldn't have a chance. I'd say a full gym of 5 year olds bring it on.
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If you actually read the original post, you'd find that the kids can't be scared/intimidated...

and I'd say 20-30. I think the bumrush, guerilla tactic of taking out a few at a time would work, but I'd get tired, they'd bumrush, and then it'd be over
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Keep in mind 5 YO boys weigh about 40lbs.
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well grab one by the legs and then twirl around, using momentum to help keep you going. Only do this as a last resort, because after you drop the kid you're going to be dizzy as hell.
 
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Keep in mind 5 YO boys weigh about 40lbs.
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well grab one by the legs and then twirl around, using momentum to help keep you going. Only do this as a last resort, because after you drop the kid you're going to be dizzy as hell.
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
 
This was posted at somethingawful. Definately worth repeating...

As I've had extensive training in midget combat manouvers (read, I worked at a daycare), I think I can succesfully take out at least 20-25 of the little buggers, provided they are not genetically enhanced (ADD). Then the figure goes down to about 15.

5 if they're retards.
 
When I was about to make eagle we had a bunch of tiger cubs to take care of.
For some reason I was put in charge of them. (A decision the scoutmaster regrets to this day).

Anywhoo, some sick freak of nature gave these little bastards Jolt right before they arrived at the school that night.

There were only a dozen of them, but those little assclowns beat the shiznit out of me inside 10 minutes.

FVCKERS!!!! :evil:
 
I'm with Skoorb. I'm hesitant to guve any more than 10. Assuming I'd actually "want" to hurt kids (I have 2 of my own.)

If I get to pretend that they are mutant-zombie kids who are trying to kill me, then 10-12 is about reasonable. I'm pretty light (130lbs), so if they got me down, that would be about the end of it. I've been kicked in the temples before. It doesn't take much to black out...
 
The problem is getting TIRED. If I didn't get tired, I could take on a LOT of them, pretty much as many as needed...but after taking down the first 10 or so you'd be exhausted. People forget how much energy little kids have.
 
Well considering if I've been owned by like 8 8-year-olds in laser tag because they swarm me and I'm rather light. I think I probably could take down 10 before I get knocked out.
 
Originally posted by: shoRunner
i'd say at least 50-80. i mean one hit in the face and their done.
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I take it you don't have much experience with kids. I've seen 4 and 5 year olds falls from hieghts that make me dizzy without so much as a scratch. I've seen them walk into the "danger zone" of a much larger kid swinging as high and fast as he can, getting kicked in the face and thrown 9-10 feet, then get up and laugh it off.

Of course, I've also seen some cry for hours after they accidently bite their own tongue. So I guess it depends on which kids you get, although the description makes it sound like the former. Good luck with that!
 
i can take on 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
,000 5 year old kids at once 🙂
 
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