CFO = PWND

[j00fek]

pwnd


cliffs: ppl at work know company will/might get sold
they dont know whats really going with the "C" level execs
cfo craps out the mail svr
admins dig
find out cfo is going to fire all emps
admins let all emps know whats really going on with the cfo

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: j00fek
pwnd

Hilarious. )

 

[zanieladie]

LOL

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Excellent.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Superb

 

[geecee]

Awesome story.

 

[SirChadwick]

sfw?

 

[Dualist]

Awesome, that got me laughing. :laugh:

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
sfw?

yes. kinda.

 

[Sepen]

Excellent!

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
sfw?

yes. kinda.

Thx. Can someone type up some cliffs?

 

[z0mb13]

cliffnotes for those at work?

 

[jagec]

Great, but HOLY CRAP could they ever get in trouble for that.

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
sfw?

yes. kinda.

Thx. Can someone type up some cliffs?

CFO --> Asshole
Geeks configure mail server to send all mails from CFO to the entire company.
CFO sends mail to a eurpean porn site about his membership with credit card info.
CFO also sends some mails about his company which screws him badly later.
Everyone in the company comes to know about this.
Geeks - 1 CFO - 0

 

[FP]

i call shens

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: jagec
Great, but HOLY CRAP could they ever get in trouble for that.

Well if you are going to be terminated anyway and not receive a severance package of any kind......

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: binister
i call shens

I think this is the post of the day!! Such a hilarious story!!
:thumbsup:

 

[TraumaRN]

Beautiful.....just beautiful!

And why was that CFO paying for pr0n doesnt he know of the hundreds of free sites that siphon material from pay sites?

Then again with his porsche and 1000 dollar suits hes the type of douche who would get suckered into buying an FX5200 from BB cuz a BB employee convinced him it would pwn any game ever created

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

CFO --> Asshole
Geeks configure mail server to send all mails from CFO to the entire company.
CFO sends mail to a eurpean porn site about his membership with credit card info.
CFO also sends some mails about his company which screws him badly later.
Everyone in the company comes to know about this.
Geeks - 1 CFO - 0

The real gem isn't the porn site, that's just icing on the cake. The CFO was planning on firing all the employees (or "human assets") and dumping the company in a way that would make millions for the top three execs and screw all the workers (with no compensation packages!) and the board.

 

[CPA]

bah, would have been better if they would have shown the underage porn email requests to the police and he was arrested for child pornography.

 

[aswedc]

Funny not found.

The only reason given in the article for the CFO being an asshole was that he wore $1000 suits and drove a Porche, and wanted to sell the company without them. Don't like capitalism? Either get out of become management yourself. Sounds like jealousy/revenge to me.

I'm sure none of the other employees ever watch porn :roll:

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: aswedc
Funny not found.

The only reason given in the article for the CFO being an asshole was that he wore $1000 suits and drove a Porche, and wanted to sell the company without them. Don't like capitalism? Either get out of become management yourself. Sounds like jealousy/revenge to me.

I'm sure none of the other employees ever watch porn :roll:

I'm sure none of the other "high profile" employees were attempting to settle disputes over their account to a porn site through a corporate email account though.

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: aswedc
Funny not found.

The only reason given in the article for the CFO being an asshole was that he wore $1000 suits and drove a Porche, and wanted to sell the company without them. Don't like capitalism? Either get out of become management yourself. Sounds like jealousy/revenge to me.

I'm sure none of the other employees ever watch porn :roll:

I'm sure none of the other "high profile" employees were attempting to settle disputes over their account to a porn site through a corporate email account though.

Personal use of a company email account deserves a private reprimand, at most. CC'ing an email account to the entire organization is worse. If you're gonna fire the CFO, I'm fine with that, but you better fire the clown from IT too!

 

[JS80]

why weren't the geeks fired?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: aswedc
Funny not found.

The only reason given in the article for the CFO being an asshole was that he wore $1000 suits and drove a Porche, and wanted to sell the company without them. Don't like capitalism? Either get out of become management yourself. Sounds like jealousy/revenge to me.

I'm sure none of the other employees ever watch porn :roll:

Insisting on dumping the employees that got you there without any severance at all is a pretty sh!tty way to repay them. Not to mention dealing under the table to enhance the management's compensation at the expense of the equity holders.

If I was on that board of directors I would have released the fvcking hounds on their asses.