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CANADIANS TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM.

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Mo0o
You can rant all you want but it wont change anything.
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Just like protestors. 😛

And blowing off steam is better than posting a slew of anti-American jokes anyhow.

- M4H
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I am a patriotic Canadian as well, but on these forums I have learned to take the jokes with a grain of salt. I know where Brutus was coming from and I see where you are, so lets all do the best we can to get along. I hope to god every competent American, Canadian and any other nationality knows who is and who is not helping out in the war. At least if THEIR country is.
 
Lol, you don't even need to make a joke about the Canadian Military. It is a joke in itself.

Here's one. We buy old subs from england and on the way back to Canada one catches on fire and kills people.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
It was a currency exchange joke people! :roll:

I LOVE CANADA.

You can buy pain killers that WORK, over the COUNTER! 🙂
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I didnt think you were insulting us. No hard feelings. Our beer pwns yours 😉
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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"Lighten up Francis."
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
It was a currency exchange joke people! :roll:

I LOVE CANADA.

You can buy pain killers that WORK, over the COUNTER! 🙂
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Ever take a look at the exchange rate?
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"Lighten up Francis."
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... Speaking of expressions that are way past their prime.

Shouldn't you be getting back to the museum before the curator realizes his main piece for the Old And Busted exhibit snuck off? 😉

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
It was a currency exchange joke people! :roll:

I LOVE CANADA.

You can buy pain killers that WORK, over the COUNTER! 🙂
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Ever take a look at the exchange rate?
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It's FREAKING JOKE!

I have NOTHING @ ALL against CANADA or Canadians. I WISH I were Canadian! Seriously! Many times I think back and wish I had gone to Canada back in the 70's when they were welcoming draft dodgers with open arms!

And NO, I am not being ironic when I say that.

(Think I'll go back to my board were I feel loved. 😉 )
 
Originally posted by: Slimline

I didnt think you were insulting us. No hard feelings. Our beer pwns yours
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Always a pleasure to meet a sensible neighbor to the north.

Anyone with an ounce of intellect realized Brutuskend's intentions, hopefully.

 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"Lighten up Francis."
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... Speaking of expressions that are way past their prime.

Shouldn't you be getting back to the museum before the curator realizes his main piece for the Old And Busted exhibit snuck off? 😉

- M4H
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Hey, I'm old and dated. What can I say? 😛
 
The joke didn't offend me, what offended me was the all-caps post. Brutus, lay off the capslock.

And Merc, lay off the BC bud. Shit's making you paranoid. 😉
 
Originally posted by: preslove
Wait, haven't the canadians kicked our asses in two different wars? Oh yeah, they did! Pussies.
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Isnt there a tiny amount of irony in this statement? 😕
 
Well, I know of ONE at least.

BTW: I'll be driving up to Canada at the end of the Month if any of you Canadians wanna kick my ass! 😉

(Or meet up and party a bit!)
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Well, I know of ONE at least.

BTW: I'll be driving up to Canada at the end of the Month if any of you Canadians wanna kick my ass! 😉

(Or meet up and party a bit!)
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Nah, you're a cool guy, all told.

I just decided to shoot the messenger this time.

:beer:?

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: jelkukipik
I am canadian and that the best joke i have heard for the last 2 weeks! :laugh:
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:thumbsup:

Glad one of you dog sled riding hillbilly's liked it at least! 😉

I kid I kid.

I :heart: Canada and all the WONDERFUL friendly people up there!
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Slimline

I didnt think you were insulting us. No hard feelings. Our beer pwns yours
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Always a pleasure to meet a sensible neighbor to the north.

Anyone with an ounce of intellect realized Brutuskend's intentions, hopefully.
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Wow, I want to be an actuary. Weird.
 
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