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CANADIANS TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM.

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Originally posted by: Jigga
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Humor is obviously a very difficult concept for some.
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Wow, you said that about M4H. Just wow.
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In such cases where it is glaringly obvious, no, I do not have any problem whatsoever calling a spade a spade - regardless to whom such a comment will be directed towards.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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Wow, a comment from M4H that isn't some childish wisecrack, there's a first!



As for the OP's joke there, the dollar is weak as piss right now (cheers, now I can buy stuff from you sooo cheap 😀 ) and you just re-elected the president that has put your country into massive deficit, so it's probably a good plan to wait a little while before making "our currency is well strong" comments...

:lips:
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Well, I know of ONE at least.

BTW: I'll be driving up to Canada at the end of the Month if any of you Canadians wanna kick my ass! 😉

(Or meet up and party a bit!)
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I wouldn't go up there after this. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: cain
mwahahahaha, good one
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way to bump the oldest thread evar so some more n00bs can toss their 0.02 in... :roll:
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Word. :thumbsdown::|

Brutus and I patched things up. (Thank you, :beer: inventor.) I was having a sh*tty day, I've got friends in the Army, and I was sick of seeing bullshit "jokes" about Canada not helping and/or size of our military. Earth to USA - your population is about 10x that of Canada. It makes sense that you can have 10x the military power, with 10x the money to back it up.

Either way, this thread is now perfect <Triumph> for me to poop on </Triumph>

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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You could have summarised it for us. Here let me help you "IGNORE ME BECAUSE I'M A STUPID FVCKSTICK WHO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE"
 
Fvcking idiots. It was damn funny the first time, but that's what all Brutuskend's jokes are. You can't hear the same Brutuskend joke twice and get the same reaction.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: MDE
Take the dick out of your ass, it's joke. If it makes you feel any better post your own anti-American joke.
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Ranting makes me feel much better than posting another old, rehashed, anti-American joke would. I'm also sick of people who believe that Canada hasn't and isn't participating in the "War On Terror" (TM).

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Fixed.
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Unless you're at cock-height in front of me and willing to take a shot in the mouth for your country, shut your fvcking ball washer.

- M4H
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Wow, you're so badass that it makes me physically cower. Why don't you consider your crazy ranting the next time you joke about someone?


Oh yeah, the e-penis thing.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
can this fvcking die? geez
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But Teh No0bl3ts must throw in their $0.02! :roll:

It's especially important that they do it without reading the whole thread too. Not reading the thread makes you 58% more L33T.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
can this fvcking die? geez
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You do realize that when you bumped it it was probably almost on the second page for most viewers. It was a scroll down for me and I'm at 500 posts per page on a 1280x960 resolution.
 
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