Can you make bacon from a cat?

[MrMatt]

So I?m sitting here at work eating bacon, and was just thinking, every time I?ve had bacon it?s been from a pig. Can you make it from any animal?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

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[MrMatt]

oh. well that answers that

 

[bignateyk]

is turkey bacon true bacon though? i thought it was just processed turkey formed into a shape that looks like bacon.

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
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Turkey bacon proves that any animal you can grind into a fine pulp could be used to make a compressed meat strip that could be considered "bacon"

 

[Beev]

Lol cat bacon.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
is turkey bacon true bacon though? i thought it was just processed turkey formed into a shape that looks like bacon.

I'm going to go with no.

ba·con
/'be?k?n/ [bey-kuhn]
?noun
1. the back and sides of the hog, salted and dried or smoked, usually sliced thin and fried for food.

 

[acheron]

People taste kind of like pigs.

Uh, so I heard.

Anyway, you might be able to make human bacon.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: acheron
People taste kind of like pigs.

Uh, so I heard.

Anyway, you might be able to make human bacon.

Shens.
Human tastes like chicken.

 

[JohnCU]

i want to know more about those rape charges

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: bignateyk
is turkey bacon true bacon though? i thought it was just processed turkey formed into a shape that looks like bacon.

I'm going to go with no.

ba·con
/'be?k?n/ [bey-kuhn]
?noun
1. the back and sides of the hog, salted and dried or smoked, usually sliced thin and fried for food.

hmm so I'd have to grind up the cat meat and then press it into a form to resemble bacon, but it would never be true cat bacon

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
is turkey bacon true bacon though? i thought it was just processed turkey formed into a shape that looks like bacon.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey-fake-anything sucks.

Ted Nugent

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

 

[Modelworks]

They take soy protein and add smoke flavoring and call it bacon, so why not cats.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

hmmmm.....

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

dude, link? you know better.

or are you afraid youre gonna get raped?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

dude, link? you know better.

or are you afraid youre gonna get raped?

Surprise butsex?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

dude, link? you know better.

or are you afraid youre gonna get raped?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2284388&enterthread=y

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: MrMatt

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: bignateyk
is turkey bacon true bacon though? i thought it was just processed turkey formed into a shape that looks like bacon.

I'm going to go with no.

ba·con
/'be?k?n/ [bey-kuhn]
?noun
1. the back and sides of the hog, salted and dried or smoked, usually sliced thin and fried for food.

hmm so I'd have to grind up the cat meat and then press it into a form to resemble bacon, but it would never be true cat bacon

You didn't ask about "true" bacon. You simply asked if you can make bacon out of any animal. The answer is yes, but it's not "true" bacon.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Turkey bacon actually tastes a lot like real bacon. And it's muuuuch better for you. My brother likes turkey bacon, and he's a steak snob.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

dude, link? you know better.

or are you afraid youre gonna get raped?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2284388&enterthread=y

Originally posted by: MrMatt
number of felony rape charges I've had brought against me (so it would be 70 with the 0)

wtf?

 

[JoPh]

can you make bacon from me focker?

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Turkey bacon actually tastes a lot like real bacon. And it's muuuuch better for you. My brother likes turkey bacon, and he's a steak snob.

i'm a fan of turkey sausage, turkey any meat is pretty good for you.

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

dude, link? you know better.

or are you afraid youre gonna get raped?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2284388&enterthread=y

Originally posted by: MrMatt
number of felony rape charges I've had brought against me (so it would be 70 with the 0)

wtf?

it was a joke....because AT loves rape jokes