Can you make bacon from a cat?

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: MrMatt



it was a joke....because AT loves rape jokes

Time to play "Guess the returning banned member"

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

He just made a post about cat bacon. I think you can be assured he wasn't serious.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: MrMatt
So I?m sitting here at work eating bacon, and was just thinking, every time I?ve had bacon it?s been from a pig. Can you make it from any animal?

Can you imagine, if you could make bacon from a cat, how much a dog would love it? :laugh:

And people who eat turkey burger, turkey ham, turkey sausage, turkey bacon, turkey hot dogs, etc., can suck it. It is not the same as the real thing. : puke ;

 

[effowe]

Homer Simpson: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa Simpson: No.
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Lisa Simpson: No.
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa Simpson: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

No other animal could recreate the magic that is bacon.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: effowe
Homer Simpson: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa Simpson: No.
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Lisa Simpson: No.
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa Simpson: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

No other animal could recreate the magic that is bacon.

What about human bacon? It might be the greatest of all...

 

[Kirby]

I think you could make bacon with any mammal.

Turkey on the other hand, no.

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i want to know more about those rape charges

wut?

in another thread he said he had a bunch of rape charges against him but when i asked about it, he didn't respond

He just made a post about cat bacon. I think you can be assured he wasn't serious.

at least he gets it.....

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: MrMatt



it was a joke....because AT loves rape jokes

Time to play "Guess the returning banned member"

Manlymatts alternate account?

 

[summit]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Turkey bacon actually tastes a lot like real bacon. And it's muuuuch better for you. My brother likes turkey bacon, and he's a steak snob.

it is not necessarily better for you since it is so processed, there is a lot of added phosphates, sulfates, and nitrates in there. a good smoked pig is wonderful. bacon of the month club. there's no turkey bacon of the month club.

 

[imported_Asianman]

Anyone tried the bacon from McDonalds or KFC? Well it says bacon, but not where its from, and as all good asians know, ANY animal can be made into a good source for food:laugh:

 

[eits]

apparently, you can make bacon out of canadians, so i don't see why not a cat...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MrMatt
So I?m sitting here at work eating bacon, and was just thinking, every time I?ve had bacon it?s been from a pig. Can you make it from any animal?

Who the fuck thinks of stupid things like this?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: acheron
People taste kind of like pigs.

Uh, so I heard.

Anyway, you might be able to make human bacon.

Shens.
Human tastes like chicken.

Human tastes like a combination between chicken and pork.