Can you imagine being married to Rachael Ray?

[Fritzo]

Who the hell keeps diarrhea in a jar? Everyone knows you're supposed to keep it in a bowl and serve it fresh.

It's a fetish thing.

 

[dennilfloss]

Her show is still in standard def, which tells me she's not as attractive close up as some may seem to think she is.

She mentioned recently on Craig Ferguson that her show is going HD soon.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Would smash 3x daily.

 

[Aikouka]

A medley of Mmms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRF_lewLjAM

 

[Baked]

A medley of Mmms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRF_lewLjAM

*Takes fleshlight outta drawer*

 

[Anubis]

she has not looked like that in a decade, and even then, she didn't look that good

 

[shortylickens]

It would be great, be then she would start talking....

If I were married to her or Fran Drescher, I'd end up jabbing ice picks into my ears.

www.amazon.com/ducttape

 

[mmntech]

http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html :sneaky:

 

[dr150]

she has not looked like that in a decade, and even then, she didn't look that good

She looked good back then....but like you say....it's been a long time since that pic was taken.

Her smoky voice and attitude leads me to believe looks like she like to choke on a dick. I like that! :wub:

 

[dbk]

her voice irks me.. sounds too whiny?

 

[dr150]

I'll take Giada over Rachel.

 

[Rudee]

Her over-sized head and man hands are a turn off. You can have her.

 

[Rudee]

I'll take Giada over Rachel.

Another one with a head that's too large for her body. What's with all these freaky looking cooking show hosts?

 

[Fenixgoon]

hulk smash.

 

[tcsenter]

I love women whose voice has a bit of rasp, hoarse, or husky quality to it. Kathleen Turner, Lauren Bacall, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Angie Harmon, anyone?

 

[OBLAMA2009]

she has a naturally wide face, so it doesnt help that shes fat as well. shes known to be into girls as well

 

[OutHouse]

I'll take Giada over Rachel.

Not into bobble-heads

 

[VulgarDisplay]

This looks ridiculously photoshopped. Since it's from a magazine I guarantee it is.

 

[tcsenter]

That's about what Rachael looked like when I watched her show on some lesser cable station/channel in the late-90s. She's pudged-up a bit since then.