Can you imagine being married to Rachael Ray?

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  1. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    We'd constantly hump like friggin' rabbits and I'd still manage to put on 50 pounds. :D
     
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    It would be great, be then she would start talking.... :(

    If I were married to her or Fran Drescher, I'd end up jabbing ice picks into my ears.
     
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    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    I love Rachael's voice. :)
     
  5. dank69

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    Cute face but built like a linebacker. Would not bang.
     
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    I think shes cute. She isnt a supermodel but more of a girl next door...i would definitely hit.
     
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    this, 1000x this
     
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    I like how she parlayed her career.
     
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    I'd hit it. Chubby brunettes, I'm down.
     
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    "TAKE YOUR EVOO AND THEN MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR GB READY...."

    "Yeah, and GTFO to wench!"
     
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    Anubis No Lifer

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    that and her voice is just too damn raspy, ugh it makes me cringe
     
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    FTFY
     
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    she has the perfect thickness and can cook a good meal in less than 30 minutes. any guy would be lucky to have her
     
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    Her weight goes way up and way down all the time.
     
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    She sounds like she's been smoking since she was a fetus. D:
     
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    Can't talk with her mouth full.
     
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    I'm calling dibs. Get away from her.
     
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    Her show is still in standard def, which tells me she's not as attractive close up as some may seem to think she is.
     
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    Who the hell keeps diarrhea in a jar? Everyone knows you're supposed to keep it in a bowl and serve it fresh.
     
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    hell yeah. she is hot and can cook.

    i lover her personality.
     
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