Can we get a ban on cotton boxer briefs?

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Should there be a ban on cotton boxer briefs?


  • Total voters
    24

Ajay

Lifer
Jan 8, 2001
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Some boxer briefs are terrible. Have some very nice cotton nes from Jockey. I picked up some new ones and while there is enough room in the crotch, J changed them and the 5% spandex makes shorts slide down a bit on me - effing first world.
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
26,368
1,879
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I wish they made underpants made out of ice to provide thermal protection from the heat of summer.
 
Apr 20, 2008
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Why the tighter briefs in "boxer briefs" at all? To support your junk when you're running? I'm trying to understand... what's wrong with just boxers?
Essentially. I've been playing basketball since I was a little kid and it was a must have in the military, or else cotton boxers and boxer briefs would ride up and destroy my thighs. Not just that but running long distances and strenuous activity is much more difficult if your balls are swinging everywhere.

To those clamouring for cotton boxers/briefs, we all know who are the desk jockeys.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
60,773
11,130
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To those clamouring for cotton boxers/briefs, we all know who are the desk jockeys.
I only wear cotton, my desk usually only sees me for ~15 minutes in the morning and ~15 minutes in the afternoon. Lately my days have been 90+ with humidity pretty close to that.
 

BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
10,568
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No chafe in my game but yea fok dem briefs bro worst testicle holders I ever wore.
 

SlowSpyder

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
17,305
1,002
126
Cotton boxer-briefs here, think they're Fruit of the Loom. Those plus a splash of Gold Bond powder in my darkest corners, and all is well. It is like my taint is enjoying some winterfresh gum.
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
24,677
6,045
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I only take your word seriously if it's in a pome.

roses are red
violets are blue
you should wear briefs 'cause
they look good on you

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Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
11,940
542
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My boys need support. I can't let them clang around all day without winding up feeling like I've been dry humping little miss Mary Rottencrotch for 4 hours with no release.
 

Ajay

Lifer
Jan 8, 2001
16,094
8,115
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After a couple weeks with Jockey's revision of their comfortable cotton boxer briefs - I say the revision sucks. I like knit cotton because it's somewhat form fitting and not baggy, but with the addition of spandex, they cling too much and allow both shorts and jeans to slid down (classic gut + no ass problem).
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
15,069
94
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i love my tighty whities and that's that. also, i loled at the poll options. the second one is hilarious.
 

Staples

Diamond Member
Oct 28, 2001
4,953
119
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I wear briefs. I bought a pair of boxer brief once and could never get used to them.