Can someone translate this letter I got?

[theanimala]

Today in the mail I had a letter that was misaddressed. It was too an address on my street that does not exist, and they did not put a name on the envelop. There was also no return address. I decided to open it up too see what it was, and in it was a single sheet photocopied of a language I do not know. Not sure what it is, but it's kind of weird getting a foriegn letter mistakenly sent to your house.

I don't have a place to host it so I uploaded it to Yahoo photo.

If anyone has any idea I would appreciate it. Thanks!
Link

 

[Encryptic]

Your link is in 404 Land.

 

[notfred]

Just throw it away.

 

[Mr N8]

Did you clean up the white powder?

 

[bootymac]

"drive back 20 foot or something to where you belong"

 

[isekii]

YOU HAVE 7 DAYS

 

[theanimala]

Please try the link again, I believe it can be viewed now

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Did you clean up the white powder?

haha

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: theanimala
Today in the mail I had a letter that was misaddressed. It was too an address on my street that does not exist, and they did not put a name on the envelop. There was also no return address. I decided to open it up too see what it was, and in it was a single sheet photocopied of a language I do not know. Not sure what it is, but it's kind of weird getting a foriegn letter mistakenly sent to your house.

I don't have a place to host it so I uploaded it to Yahoo photo.

If anyone has any idea I would appreciate it. Thanks!
Link

The creator of 8-Bit Theater got a similar letter. Turns out it was addressed to James Cameron and it was a script for a movie. All 3 pages of it.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: isekii
YOU HAVE 7 DAYS

heh heh

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: theanimala
Please try the link again, I believe it can be viewed now

Looks like Russian to me, although the picture isn't clear enough to be sure.

 

[Vonkhan]

cyrillic script for sure. contact your local university's international student office and ask them if they can have a student translate it for u

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: theanimala
Please try the link again, I believe it can be viewed now

Looks like Russian to me, although the picture isn't clear enough to be sure.

It's Greek. Russian does not have a letter Phi.


EDIT: Can't find the shortcut key, but Phi is a circle with what looks like an I across it vertically.

 

[BadNewsBears]

I think its Check

 

[Bootprint]

Something about if you break this chain you penis will fall off.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: theanimala
Please try the link again, I believe it can be viewed now

Looks like Russian to me, although the picture isn't clear enough to be sure.

It's Greek. Russian does not have a letter Phi.


EDIT: Can't find the shortcut key, but Phi is a circle with what looks like an I across it vertically.

Ahhhh.... I couldn't see the picture clearly enough or I probably would have said Greek instead. The majority of the letters appeared to resemble Cyrillic script.

 

[Reel]

Put Greek in the title. If you find someone that can read it, offer to email them a better picture because that is so small it hurts my eyes.

 

[theanimala]

Thanks guys, I will do that.

 

[brigden]

It says, "Pablo, honey? You washing your ass?"

Well, that's the gist of it.