Don't you have garbage collection where you live? Just toss it in the trash and be done with it. Here I can pretty much put anything at the curb and they'll pick it up. I've even seen them call for another truck to pick it all up. I did that two weeks in a row when I moved into a new house a few years ago because I had so much stuff that needed to go.
Well as long as we are necro'ing. Yo Puff, you just don't know how to horde, or just never acquired anything! Last time we moved, I put a bunch of stuff in the driveway, with a sign that said free. I then hired a 20ft roll off, and filled it TWICE! We still shipped over 11 thousand pounds, --- slacker.
BTW, anyone who is old enough to remember Puffnstuff, should be able to remember Beanies' partner.