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suppose u were attacked by a horde of blood sucking vampires. If u take both index fingers and cross them togather, is it enough to stop the vampires?
Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
1.) Crosses do not kill vampires, they only repel them.
2.) The cross must be a relic from holy ground, ie. from a church and not made from your fingers or two sticks.
3.) The cross must be weilded by someone with true faith, otherwise it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Only if you can get close enough. Vampires have supernatural speed and agility, so if it gets within garlic-filled super soaker range then you're pretty screwed.Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I've found that a cross jammed through the heart will kill pretty much anything no matter who is wielding it.Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
1.) Crosses do not kill vampires, they only repel them.
2.) The cross must be a relic from holy ground, ie. from a church and not made from your fingers or two sticks.
3.) The cross must be weilded by someone with true faith, otherwise it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
1.) Crosses do not kill vampires, they only repel them.
2.) The cross must be a relic from holy ground, ie. from a church and not made from your fingers or two sticks.
3.) The cross must be weilded by someone with true faith, otherwise it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
I've found that a cross jammed through the heart will kill pretty much anything no matter who is wielding it.
Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
1.) Crosses do not kill vampires, they only repel them.
2.) The cross must be a relic from holy ground, ie. from a church and not made from your fingers or two sticks.
3.) The cross must be weilded by someone with true faith, otherwise it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
I've found that a cross jammed through the heart will kill pretty much anything no matter who is wielding it.
u found? As in u've done this before???
Originally posted by: judasmachine
vampires are not real, so technically blinking could kill them all.
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: judasmachine
vampires are not real, so technically blinking could kill them all.
I just blinked and not one vampire died, so there goes your theory.
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: judasmachine
vampires are not real, so technically blinking could kill them all.
I just blinked and not one vampire died, so there goes your theory.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: judasmachine
vampires are not real, so technically blinking could kill them all.
I just blinked and not one vampire died, so there goes your theory.
Yeah, it was a stupid argument anyway. It's like saying every time you masturbate, a kitten dies. ATOT alone is enough to wipe out the kitten population of the world.
Back on-topic, every time I have been chased by a vampire, I have managed to get to holy ground. The sacred chapel that I worship at has a stash of FMGJ (Full Metal Garlic Jacket) Silver bullets. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: judasmachine
vampires are not real, so technically blinking could kill them all.
I just blinked and not one vampire died, so there goes your theory.
Yeah, it was a stupid argument anyway. It's like saying every time you masturbate, a kitten dies. ATOT alone is enough to wipe out the kitten population of the world.
Back on-topic, every time I have been chased by a vampire, I have managed to get to holy ground. The sacred chapel that I worship at has a stash of FMGJ (Full Metal Garlic Jacket) Silver bullets. :thumbsup:
You obviously have no knowledge of the feline over population problem.![]()
See, my plan is better for him if he values his life since it doesn't involve actually going near the vampire, but just getting to a safe place instead. If he follows your plan, he won't live to perform step number 2, as staking the vampire in the heart isn't something most normal people would be capable of unless they just happen to be carrying around a harpoon gun.Originally posted by: KillyKillall
If you value your life, don't listen to Ulfhednar as most of that info was made up by hollywood. This is the only fool proof plan. I have spent many years perfecting this, so take it as the truth:
1) You must temporarily incapacitate the vampire (stake in the heart, serious injury, etc..)
2) Behead the creature and remove all limbs
3) Bury the head on sacred ground while burying the limbs at a minimum of 350 miles away. (the further each limb is from itself the better)
4) Sit back and smoke a cigar
If you need serious assistance with such a task, please move this conversation into PM.