Calling in gay Wednesday?

[Lumathix]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Drako
Damnit, I was going to get my hair cut tomorrow. I guess my stylist will be out .

You go to a stylist? I guess you won't be going to work either.

Busted!

 

[OCGuy]

What is this thread about again?

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
What is this thread about again?

They are contemplating if there really are 7 days in a week.

 

[EKKC]

i'm a consultant. my own company's holiday party is today and i wasn't going to visit the client site today but i did, just to see who didn't show up

i don't understand this calling in gay thing. to make things equal, when is my calling in straight day? or my calling in men day?
and then there's always the calling in horny day.

i'm all for equal rights but me thinks this is absurd

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
What is this thread about again?

They are contemplating if there really are 7 days in a week.

Wrong.

It is about how a Nazi in a French Maid outfit correlates to anus size.

 

[randay]

im present at work today. thats right ladies, i hope this lays all your fears to rest. now show me your tittays. BRBRBBRbrbrbrbrprprppprppbpbpbppbpbppppp

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: randay
im present at work today. thats right ladies, i hope this lays all your fears to rest. now show me your tittays. BRBRBBRbrbrbrbrprprppprppbpbpbppbpbppppp

Ok. They are a little lopsided though.


( . ) (. )

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: randay
im present at work today. thats right ladies, i hope this lays all your fears to rest. now show me your tittays. BRBRBBRbrbrbrbrprprppprppbpbpbppbpbppppp

Ok. They are a little lopsided though.


( . ) (. )

Built for comfort, not speed?

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: randay
im present at work today. thats right ladies, i hope this lays all your fears to rest. now show me your tittays. BRBRBBRbrbrbrbrprprppprppbpbpbppbpbppppp

Ok. They are a little lopsided though.


( . ) (. )

Built for comfort, not speed?

ones an innie and ones an outie!

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: lupi

Originally posted by: Throckmorton

Originally posted by: nobody554
Seriously? Yet another stupid idea from activists who are never happy with their "status" in life.

You mean like Jews and Catholics in Nazi Germany, non Romans in the Roman empire, blacks in the Jim Crow South, American colonists in the British empire, the Rebel Alliance in the Galactic Empire, Chinese under Japanese occupation....

I'm undecided on which is more idotic, the event or your reply.

The only thing idiotic is you peoples' insistence that discrimination against a class of people is OK.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Drako
Damnit, I was going to get my hair cut tomorrow. I guess my stylist will be out .

You go to a stylist? I guess you won't be going to work either.

lmao

 

[KeithTalent]

I called in drunk once, well I actually stumbled in drunk and they sent me home. Ahhh, to be a teenager again.

KT

 

[jEnus]

Q: How does a gay man fake an orgasm?

/drum roll....


A: He spits on your back

 

[Squisher]

I didn't go to work today.

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
What is this thread about again?

They are contemplating if there really are 7 days in a week.

Wrong.

It is about how a Nazi in a French Maid outfit correlates to anus size.

So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I didn't go to work today.

Uh-ohs.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
What is this thread about again?

They are contemplating if there really are 7 days in a week.

Wrong.

It is about how a Nazi in a French Maid outfit correlates to anus size.

So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

What if it's a sideways pineapple?

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: ivan2
see, gay is a sickness.

:laugh:

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
What is this thread about again?

They are contemplating if there really are 7 days in a week.

Wrong.

It is about how a Nazi in a French Maid outfit correlates to anus size.

So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

What if it's a sideways pineapple?

Wait...what? Wouldn't that be wider than inserting it straight on into the anus?

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

Shens!

http://www.google.com/search?h...ineapple+anus&aq=f&oq=

Urban Dictionary

1. pineapple upside down pedro

69'ing and your girl takes a fat shit in your mouth.

my girl pulled a pineapple upside down pedro on me last night

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

Shens!

http://www.google.com/search?h...ineapple+anus&aq=f&oq=

You must be doing it wrong.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

Shens!

http://www.google.com/search?h...ineapple+anus&aq=f&oq=

You must be doing it wrong.

:camera:?

 

[keird]

I checked. I didn't spell ASUS, but anus. It's quite clear. Perhaps if I use the quotes for "French Maid" I'll get more accurate results.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
So I googled it. Apparently, a nazi's anus while dressed in French Maid attire, is only gaping enough to allow the insertion of an emaciated Jewish person. I'm guessing a pineapple will be larger in width, than said emaciated Jewish person. Not sure where that leaves us however, as far as this discussion goes.

Shens!

http://www.google.com/search?h...ineapple+anus&aq=f&oq=

You must be doing it wrong.

Nope. I'm not clicking any of these links from work, though.

http://www.google.com/search?h...apple+anus&btnG=Search