California Gurls-who'd want a chick that brought a melted popsicle?

[alkemyst]

And Alky is a glory hole boy. He's a giver, not a reciever though...not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

lolwat. Giver?

 

[JulesMaximus]

nm

 

[alkemyst]

I don't know the terminology...just made it up. Is it called the blower?

ahh so back talking about your wife...we have more time now that you are working again.

 

[digiram]

I do agree that the song is crappy, but please look up metaphore.

 

[JulesMaximus]

ahh so back talking about your wife...we have more time now that you are working again.

I'm at work right now. What are you doing? Drinking at home at 1:30 on a Monday?

 

[Fayd]

I don't know the terminology...just made it up. Is it called the blower?

FYI: Giver = Pitcher = Uke.

 

[actuarial]

Dude there are more women out there than just your mother. Just because she made me sleep in your room (sorry about you getting the couch), it's hardly my only action.

Sorry about taking your Katie Perry poster down too. She said make myself at home.

I apologize if my comment offended you, I was just modelling my post off of your standard first reply in a thread. I assumed that is what you would want in one of your threads.

 

[alkemyst]

FYI: Giver = Pitcher = Uke.

you two should get together and talk shop.

 

[alkemyst]

I apologize if my comment offended you, I was just modelling my post off of your standard first reply in a thread. I assumed that is what you would want in one of your threads.

I am not offended, I'd be pretty sore at a guy fucking my mom too.

 

[OCGuy]

Hay you guyz! Wat is goin' on in this thread?

 

[JulesMaximus]

you two should get together and talk shop.

I know, you think I'm gay simply because I defend homosexuals and their rights. We get it.

 

[JulesMaximus]

hay you guyz! Wat is goin' on in this thread?

omghi2u

 

[actuarial]

I am not offended, I'd be pretty sore at a guy fucking my mom too.

So is this the point where I start complaining how everyone is attacking me in this thread even though I didn't start anything, or should I hurl some more childish insults first?

 

[JulesMaximus]

nm

 

[PimpJuice]

I am not offended, I'd be pretty sore at a guy fucking my mom too.

So you don't like your dad fucking your mom? Is that why you drink so much cause you want her to yourself?

I'll say it again, you're fucking weird.

 

[OCGuy]

Mom jokes...people calling other guys gay.

Yes, this is pretty much a locker room at this point.


*whips Mosh with a towel*

Keep your eyes above the waist there Boomer......

 

[TehMac]

And Alky is a glory hole boy. He's a giver, not a reciever though...not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

you're saying Alkymest fucks other people in the asshole?

 

[Fayd]

So, alky would be the catcher then?

that's between you and alky.

 

[JulesMaximus]

nm

 

[Fayd]

nm

yeah, it's better that way, we really don't need the intimate details of your and alky's homosexual tryst.

 

[moshquerade]

Mom jokes...people calling other guys gay.

Yes, this is pretty much a locker room at this point.


*whips Mosh with a towel*

Keep your eyes above the waist there Boomer......

*ouch!*

but... i liked it.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

Dude there are more women out there than just your mother. Just because she made me sleep in your room (sorry about you getting the couch), it's hardly my only action.

Sorry about taking your Katie Perry poster down too. She said make myself at home.

Ugh... Alky.... Seriously... You need to come up with some new comebacks.


* You can't afford it
* You still live at home
* You can't get women
* You are trying to have sex with another person on the forum
* I'm sleeping with your mom anyway

 

[Fayd]

i dont understand this whole "sleeping with your mom" thing.

it's not like the milf % is a significant portion of the general population. randomly banging somebody's mom = a good chance to be banging an ugly old broad.

 

[BoomerD]

i dont understand this whole "sleeping with your mom" thing.

it's not like the milf % is a significant portion of the general population. randomly banging somebody's mom = a good chance to be banging an ugly old broad.

You say that like it's a bad thing...turn out the lights and they're ALL gorgeous porn queens...

oh yeah...the WORST piece of ass I ever had was outstanding.

 

[lupi]

Fixed that for ya...




Ah...mosh is a glory hole girl...:wub:

Lol, quoted for prosperity.