California Gurls-who'd want a chick that brought a melted popsicle?

[alkemyst]

seriously, I'd kick my chick to the curb if see brought me melted ice cream. If they can't get that right, they are full fail.

I don't get the hype.

 

[Sea Moose]

PICK ME i will has Katie Perrys pussy!

 

[Vette73]

You drunk again, aren't ya.

 

[moshquerade]

You drunk again, aren't ya.

It's so early though...

Maybe still sauced from last night?

 

[PimpJuice]

seriously, I'd kick my chick to the curb if see brought me melted ice cream. If they can't get that right, they are full fail.

I don't get the hype.

you're fucking weird

 

[PricklyPete]

Hmmm...for some reason I don't think I'd have any issue with her melting my popsicle.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You drunk again, aren't ya.

This

 

[PricklyPete]

Is this what 6 cans of mich ultra does to him?

 

[alkemyst]

you're fucking weird

Why because I am not so whipped to accept something served wrong?

 

[actuarial]

you're fucking weird

He's certainly weird, but I doubt he's fucking anything.

 

[Regs]

I have entered into a high school locker room. Mosh, wtf are you doing here?

 

[dawp]

He's certainly weird, but I doubt he's fucking anything.

the only thing he'd be fucking is rosie.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Why because I am not so whipped to accept something served wrong?

I'm still trying to figure out why any woman would willingly serve you anything...the only thing I can come up with is that she must have low self esteem and you probably make sure she stays that way.

 

[JulesMaximus]

the only thing he'd be fucking is rosie.

There's a pic of rosie (aka alky) floating around with some 12 year old asian chick he's supposedly married to.

 

[alkemyst]

He's certainly weird, but I doubt he's fucking anything.

Dude there are more women out there than just your mother. Just because she made me sleep in your room (sorry about you getting the couch), it's hardly my only action.

Sorry about taking your Katie Perry poster down too. She said make myself at home.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm still trying to figure out why any woman would willingly serve you anything...the only thing I can come up with is that she must have low self esteem and you probably make sure she stays that way.

says the pussy-whipped guy being taken care of by his wife.

lolz.

 

[JulesMaximus]

says the pussy-whipped guy being taken care of by his wife.

lolz.

Actually, my old company hired me back temporarily to help them out on a project. I've been working for the past couple weeks.

 

[dfuze]

What's so wrong with it melted? Especially if it's melted all over Katy Perry?

 

[dfuze]

the only thing he'd be fucking is rosie.

Rosie the Riveter?

 

[moshquerade]

I have entered into a high school locker room. Mosh, wtf are you doing here?

well you see... me and a few other girls can see through this little peep hole

 

[BoomerD]

What's so wrong with it melted? Especially if it's melted inside Katy Perry?

Fixed that for ya...

well you see... me and a few other girls can see through this little peep hole

Ah...mosh is a glory hole girl...:wub:

 

[rasczak]

Fixed that for ya...




Ah...mosh is a glory hole girl...:wub:

 

[dawp]

Rosie the Riveter?

rosie palm

 

[JulesMaximus]

Sorry, not going to attack alky anymore in this thread.

 

[LtPage1]

Maybe she'll eat it in slow motion.