California Gurls-who'd want a chick that brought a melted popsicle?

[Nik]

He's certainly weird, but I doubt he's fucking anything.

 

[Acanthus]

mmmm Katy Perry

 

[MikeMike]

holy crazy post count thread batman.

 

[alkemyst]

i dont understand this whole "sleeping with your mom" thing.

it's not like the milf % is a significant portion of the general population. randomly banging somebody's mom = a good chance to be banging an ugly old broad.

you saying you have an ugly mom?

 

[alkemyst]

So you don't like your dad fucking your mom? Is that why you drink so much cause you want her to yourself?

I'll say it again, you're fucking weird.

Usually a 'guy' is not your dad. What are you 2?

 

[alkemyst]

Ugh... Alky.... Seriously... You need to come up with some new comebacks.


* You can't afford it
* You still live at home
* You can't get women
* You are trying to have sex with another person on the forum
* I'm sleeping with your mom anyway

You being rhetorical here?

 

[alkemyst]

you're saying Alkymest fucks other people in the asshole?

hey it was dark and she never said anything.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Usually a 'guy' is not your dad. What are you 2?

Not in your case anyway...

 

[PricklyPete]

Wow...this thread really escalated quickly. Really got out of hand.

 

[BudAshes]

Did you know you have a Vin Diesel quote in your sig?

 

[alkemyst]

Did you know you have a Vin Diesel quote in your sig?

Vin Diesel is an actor. He was quoting me.

 

[alkemyst]

Wow...this thread really escalated quickly. Really got out of hand.

I got it reeled in.

 

[Gibson486]

this the dude that made that thread about cheating on his wife?

 

[alkemyst]

this the dude that made that thread about cheating on his wife?

search n00b, also it wasn't cheating.

 

[OCGuy]

this the dude that made that thread about cheating on his wife?

No its the one who hooked up with his cousin.

 

[Fayd]

No its the one who hooked up with his cousin.

did you not check the poll on that thread? 55% of atot would hook up with their cousin given the chance.

 

[Gibson486]

no its the one who hooked up with his cousin.

wtf.... d: