BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! YAHONT: "She" wants to meet me!! **w/PICS**

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iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: NFS4
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Friday July 4th, 2003

ATOT member weirdichi was found curled up in a corner, crying and bleeding rectally in an abandoned house in Texas. weirdichi had gone to Texas (near the Mexican border) to score with a woman he met on the Internet. After a few drinks, the two proceeded to "make out" until things got a bit heavy. weirdichi unzipped his new found love's pants hoping to find some warm apple pie only to be greeted by 10 inches of burning love.
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I thought you stopped picking up guys on the internet? :):beer:

 
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fatkorean

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Hehe I had a girl like that want to meet me, was wierd because she was soo hot... now if i can only find the picts again...she was (black, french and chinese mix)
 
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Ime

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Originally posted by: NFS4
**Anandtech Off Topic Gazette**

Friday July 4th, 2003

ATOT member weirdichi was found curled up in a corner, crying and bleeding rectally in an abandoned house in Texas. weirdichi had gone to Texas (near the Mexican border) to score with a woman he met on the Internet. After a few drinks, the two proceeded to "make out" until things got a bit heavy. weirdichi unzipped his new found love's pants hoping to find some warm apple pie only to be greeted by 10 inches of burning love.
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And no KY was to be found ANYWHERE!
 
DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
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someone i know signed up for one of those online dating stuff.....he hooked up w/ a girl online..pics was pretty decent actually....but when she came over to his house...he opened the door, he wanted to close the door right away..... :Q


now he found this chic...who's 4'11'' model...4'11'' !?!!?!!!! ...w/.....w/....w/.......size.....D......WTF!!!!!

probably looks like this in shadow form: P
 
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Ime

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
someone i know signed up for one of those online dating stuff.....he hooked up w/ a girl online..pics was pretty decent actually....but when she came over to his house...he opened the door, he wanted to close the door right away..... :Q


now he found this chic...who's 4'11'' model...4'11'' !?!!?!!!! ...w/.....w/....w/.......size.....D......WTF!!!!!

probably looks like this in shadow form: P
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I did the online dating thing. Hooked up with a few chicks, nothing long lasting though (mainly because I was just looking to hook up). I never met a chick while I was online dating that wasn't as the picture showed. I guess I was just lucky.
 
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Muck

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Dude, if you don't mess it up, you'll get laid. Hot chicks like that who post crap on the net either have low self esteem or they like casual sex.

This is all assuming that the girl in the pic is real.
 
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Luagsch

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Originally posted by: brunswickite
more real pics of her!!!

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LOL, not again...
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;):beer:
 

Wow! She's good looking! She even looks like a model material.

Why did she take that pic at the lingerie showroom, though? Uhmmm. . . .

Are you hot looking? What about a picture of you? You guys like to share pics of the chicks but don't show us pics of yourself. I just hope she isn't up to using you for green card 'cuz a nerd is the best candidate for that since he thinks he scoring high with a hot chick and wouldn't ever suspect that she was using him. But I guess some people don't mind.

Anyway, meeting someone from the 'net isn't my cup of tea, but if it is yours more power to you. Just take precaution. Well, you're a man so you have little to worry about, even if it's a man in disguise. But then again, women can be deadly if they're up to no good, so remember the rules of the game (e.g., meeting someone in public first).
 
weirdichi

weirdichi

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Hahahaha.. she looks too good to be true. I'm not hoping for anything, just sharing something so we can all laugh and chuckle. If she really did wanna meet me, she'd try to contact me already again. :p

 
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djs1w

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
I used to date a lot online through AOL, there was this one with sort of a picture just like that claiming no one asks her out in the ad and she is new in town with no friends yadda yadda yadda.

I knew it was trolling and contacted her (him?) and in the first email I was told I am such a dreamy guy and all this stuff that was impossible to figure out from one email.

She insisted we had to meet, but to show I was serious I was to pick out the best wine/champagne I could find and mail it to her...when she got it she would call me and invite me over for a night to remember. However, I had to make sure it was covered in brown paper and packed as if it wasn't a bottle as her "roommate who is too hot for her own good" would steal it.

I told her it was shipping and gave her a 'tracking number'. hehe never heard back.
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So you pretty much bought liquor for a minor?

:D
 
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