BaliBabyDoc
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- Jan 20, 2001
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Try this analogy . . . I have a tendency to beat the family, threaten my neighbors, and generally disregard decent human behavior. You tell the police. They investigate and say there's certainly evidence of past behaviors but cannot find any current evidence that I'm flogging the wife, kids, dog, cat, or goldfish. They do find that I control all family resources and distribute them unequally to the family members.
Mistress: Jag XK8 convertible, Platinum Visa
Wife: Toyota Solara convertible, Gold MC
1st Son: Chevy Corvette convertible, $2000/wk cash allowance
2nd Son: Mustang GT convertible, $1000/wk cash allowance
Daughter: VW Beetle convertible, $500/wk cash allowance
Step-son: Huffy Roadmaster, $100/wk allowance (charged $200/wk for room and board)
You decide that my prior adjudications have not been satisfactorily reconciled with my current (and past) behavior. You convince three out of 140 members of the Homeowners' Association to change the regime in my household. You destroy my HVAC, sever electrical/telephone lines, disconnect the water, and declare my house liberated. I'm a punk so I sneak out the back with half the contents of my safe, my mistress, and sons.
At first you deny you occupy my Pacific Heights house although you are eating out of my refrigerator, sleeping in my bed, and swimming in my pool. The step-son starts beating the wife while the daughter has gone from the top student in her prep school to a bag whore in the Mission District (for the SF readers). My out of wedlock children show up and start stealing everything that isn't nailed down and destroying what they can't remove. The Homeowners' Association volunteers to help restore order in the household and provide for vital needs. You (and your coalition of the willing) say no thanks . . . although 4 out of 5 family members beg for assistance.
After a month, you decide you ARE an occupier. Although you've made scarcely any progress towards restoring my home to its pre-liberation condition, you decide the primary impediment to a restoration effort is the ability to sell coins from my step-son's collection . . . while blissfully oblivious that the daily cost of your preparation/invasion/early occupation is 10X the gross receipts from the daily prospective sales from his collection. You insist that control of the collection is an absolute necessity for the short and long term stability of the household. The only other request you make is the ability to run the household in whatever manner you choose for as long as you see fit.
The Homeowners' Association responds with one of its bylaws, "in the unlikely event you are compelled to invade someone else's home, destroy property, and occupy it for an indeterminant amount of time . . . the Occupier is responsible for all damage inflicted on the home or its rightful residents. The Occupier is also liable for the restoration of the household to pre-invasion condition. These liabilities/responsibilities preclude the right to appropriate household resources. This prohibition exists to discourage the immoral action of destroying an abode and then compelling the inhabitants to use their own resources to rebuild . . . not to mention the incomprehensible notion that an Occupier (or agents acting on its authorita) would PROFIT from its actions."
Mistress: Jag XK8 convertible, Platinum Visa
Wife: Toyota Solara convertible, Gold MC
1st Son: Chevy Corvette convertible, $2000/wk cash allowance
2nd Son: Mustang GT convertible, $1000/wk cash allowance
Daughter: VW Beetle convertible, $500/wk cash allowance
Step-son: Huffy Roadmaster, $100/wk allowance (charged $200/wk for room and board)
You decide that my prior adjudications have not been satisfactorily reconciled with my current (and past) behavior. You convince three out of 140 members of the Homeowners' Association to change the regime in my household. You destroy my HVAC, sever electrical/telephone lines, disconnect the water, and declare my house liberated. I'm a punk so I sneak out the back with half the contents of my safe, my mistress, and sons.
At first you deny you occupy my Pacific Heights house although you are eating out of my refrigerator, sleeping in my bed, and swimming in my pool. The step-son starts beating the wife while the daughter has gone from the top student in her prep school to a bag whore in the Mission District (for the SF readers). My out of wedlock children show up and start stealing everything that isn't nailed down and destroying what they can't remove. The Homeowners' Association volunteers to help restore order in the household and provide for vital needs. You (and your coalition of the willing) say no thanks . . . although 4 out of 5 family members beg for assistance.
After a month, you decide you ARE an occupier. Although you've made scarcely any progress towards restoring my home to its pre-liberation condition, you decide the primary impediment to a restoration effort is the ability to sell coins from my step-son's collection . . . while blissfully oblivious that the daily cost of your preparation/invasion/early occupation is 10X the gross receipts from the daily prospective sales from his collection. You insist that control of the collection is an absolute necessity for the short and long term stability of the household. The only other request you make is the ability to run the household in whatever manner you choose for as long as you see fit.
The Homeowners' Association responds with one of its bylaws, "in the unlikely event you are compelled to invade someone else's home, destroy property, and occupy it for an indeterminant amount of time . . . the Occupier is responsible for all damage inflicted on the home or its rightful residents. The Occupier is also liable for the restoration of the household to pre-invasion condition. These liabilities/responsibilities preclude the right to appropriate household resources. This prohibition exists to discourage the immoral action of destroying an abode and then compelling the inhabitants to use their own resources to rebuild . . . not to mention the incomprehensible notion that an Occupier (or agents acting on its authorita) would PROFIT from its actions."
