Bulk balls in my mouth.

[QueBert]

You know why they never actually made that Willy Wonka gum?
Cus the candy industry would go out of business!

Understandable, but 1 stick of Stride gum seems to last about as long as 20 of these Double Bubble balls. I don't expect Willy Wonka gum that lasts forever, but is asking them to at least shoot for 120 seconds of flavor too much?

 

[Kyle]

70 days? 850 gumballs is more than 12 a day!

lol...OP likes his balls...