Bulk balls in my mouth.

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
So this is how you spend your Friday nights, eh?

Nope, I spend it with orgy's full of freckled red-heads who finger my prostate.

Friday afternoon I recieved my shipment of gumballs and decided pics were in order.

Just got back from the orgy and my ass is mellow enough that I can sit down at my computer and check posts.

HOLEly Trinity?

 

[Chaotic42]

You should lay them all out in a rectangle and take a high-res pic.

 

[Duddy]

I now have another thing to add to my bucket list.

 

[Locut0s]

Wow I'd be sick of that after two or three. You must REALLY like your gum!

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
you are way more awesome than i originally pegged you at.

WAY more.

OK, seriously, I am afraid to know how and why and how low you pegged me.
If a strange woman on the interwebs thinks I'm uncool, what about all the womens I meet?



Anywho, here is the full pic. All 4 megabytes.
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/shortylickens/DSC_1486.jpg

You will notice they come in 2 inch sizes, so I obviously I do not have bulk balls in my mouth yet.

I think the picture of the balls on the plate is a better background. Can you post the full size one of that?

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
So this is how you spend your Friday nights, eh?

Nope, I spend it with orgy's full of freckled red-heads who finger my prostate.

Friday afternoon I recieved my shipment of gumballs and decided pics were in order.

Just got back from the orgy and my ass is mellow enough that I can sit down at my computer and check posts.

1man1jar

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/s...ickens/BulkBalls_2.jpg

Gay. Balls are touching.

 

[shortylickens]

Bulk balls, hi-res.
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/shortylickens/DSC_1497.jpg

I just had more balls in my mouth this morning.
Dee-lish!

 

[Sea Moose]

Gay.. shortylickens likes to suck on balls

 

[shortylickens]

FINALLY, the bulk balls are in my mouth.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/shortylickens/Bulk_balls_in_mouth.jpg

Sorry about the quality, I had a heck of a time getting all those balls in there AND take a pic. Stupid camera would not cooperate and I couldnt find anyone who wanted to take a pic of me with balls in my mouth.

Anywho, I have eaten most of the original 850 balls. Only about 100 left now. They sure were tasty balls.

 

[Ika]

That's nasty, man. At least shave before you post such close-up pics

 

[Kyle]

wow that is disgusting...

 

[Auggie]

yeah, it's gross - but when balls go in his mouth he's gotta get em moist, amirite?

 

[shortylickens]

You bastards were whining for balls in mouth and now you dont want it?
Fuck that, I'm getting a girlfriend and shoving bulk balls in HER mouth from now on.
And I'm not sharing any pics either.

 

[PricklyPete]

How did I miss this gem of a thread before?

 

[ViviTheMage]

I prefer balls that are softer, those make my jaw tired.

 

[fulltilt39]

I prefer balls that are softer, those make my jaw tired.

that's not fair!

The "My jaw is tired" excuse NEVER works for me!!

 

[middlehead]

P.S. I love the white ones the best.

Racist!

 

[Bill Brasky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00

Stick 'em all in a bowl, baby.

 

[CRXican]

can't be good for your teeth

 

[shortylickens]

Last night, I had my last ball. Now the box is empty.

I weep.

 

[Gothgar]

grats?

 

[QueBert]

those things are rock hard, taste way too sweet and loose the 95% of their flavor after about 30 seconds.

 

[shortylickens]

those things are rock hard, taste way too sweet and loose the 95% of their flavor after about 30 seconds.

You know why they never actually made that Willy Wonka gum?
Cus the candy industry would go out of business!

 

[sdifox]

Last night, I had my last ball. Now the box is empty.

I weep.

70 days? 850 gumballs is more than 12 a day!