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Buddhist Monk cuts off penis and renounces refix

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BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.
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Cut off his weiner because he was upset that he got a hardon? That's not very Buddhist of him. A true Buddhist would say "meh" and move on with life. Apparently, he cared enough about his "earthly" appearance that his woody bugged him.
 
Shouldn't he have cut off his testes instead? They're the things that secrete the hormones that screw with your clarity of thought.



I wonder what he was thinking about whilst meditating? Hmm. Maybe it was what he was thinking about that actually upset him. The choppage was just his way of ensuring that he didn't act on it.



Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
He'd best start meditating on how to take a p1ss without causing major splash damage.
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Sit down?
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Shouldn't he have cut off his testes instead? They're the things that secrete the hormones that screw with your clarity of thought.

I wonder what he was thinking about whilst meditating? Hmm. Maybe it was what he was thinking about that actually upset him. The choppage was just his way of ensuring that he didn't act on it.
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Very likely.
 
wouldn't it make more sense to castrate himself rather than remove the penis? (if the goal is to remove sexual desire). lack of a penis will make going to the toilet somewhat more difficult, I would imagine. I think the surgeons made a mistake in not reattaching the penis.
 
When you're a monk and you wanna go "weeeee".
As you start to cut your peepee!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... and knife...
 
Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Originally posted by: Mucho
Since desire leads to suffering no desire no suffering.
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Sounds like a mildly retarded Yoda
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Sounds like one of the Four Noble Truths to me.

- Suffering exists
- There is a cause for suffering - this stems from desire
- There is an end to suffering - this is attained through acheiving Nirvana, the release of all desire or craving
- Follow the Eightfold Path to accomplish this


Didn't you watch Fight Club? 🙂The things you own end up owning you. A number of themes in that movie seem to follow Buddhist philosophy.
 
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