BUAHAWOOFOO!!! Jessica Simpson makes ditzy comment in White House

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Led Zeppelin

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
Why was this moron at the White House?
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Bush or Jessica? :D

LMAO. I meant Jessica, but I guess the same question could be posed to Bush as well.

Oh wait, Bush is never actually AT the White House, he's on vacation 6 out of the 7 days of the week.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: GoodDad
It must be nice to grow up sheltered and never have to actually learn how to survive on your own.

I cant wait til she gets knocked up, gets fat, Nick ditches her for whoever the newest 18 year old bubblegum pop princess of the day is, and she lands in the gutter with no one to make every life decision for her except Andy Dick

youre just jealous...
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i agree. she isnt the most intelligent person, but if you watch any of her short personal interviews, she really isnt a moron. she may make stupid comments occasionally, but everyone does that. i think a lot of it s jealousy and spite. every guy here would sh!t there pants if she were to walk up to you and be like "take me now hot stuff" or something. every single one of you would be like wow she is the greatest girl ever. she is DEFINITELY hot as sh!t and has several millions of dollars. but, i guess she cant survive on her own, since she is the one making all of the money
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if you are so worldy and intelligent goodDad, why dont you have millions of dollars and have your own TV show?
 

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: GoodDad
It must be nice to grow up sheltered and never have to actually learn how to survive on your own.

I cant wait til she gets knocked up, gets fat, Nick ditches her for whoever the newest 18 year old bubblegum pop princess of the day is, and she lands in the gutter with no one to make every life decision for her except Andy Dick

youre just jealous...
rolleye.gif

i agree. she isnt the most intelligent person, but if you watch any of her short personal interviews, she really isnt a moron. she may make stupid comments occasionally, but everyone does that. i think a lot of it s jealousy and spite. every guy here would sh!t there pants if she were to walk up to you and be like "take me now hot stuff" or something. every single one of you would be like wow she is the greatest girl ever. she is DEFINITELY hot as sh!t and has several millions of dollars. but, i guess she cant survive on her own, since she is the one making all of the money
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if you are so worldy and intelligent goodDad, why dont you have millions of dollars and have your own TV show?

Well said.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
It must be nice to grow up sheltered and never have to actually learn how to survive on your own.

I cant wait til she gets knocked up, gets fat, Nick ditches her for whoever the newest 18 year old bubblegum pop princess of the day is, and she lands in the gutter with no one to make every life decision for her except Andy Dick


Does not knowing exactly what the Interior secretary does as part of his job description call for such a level of meaness? I really don't think so.She's what 21? heck at least she was polite and complimented the man,probably not something Bush cabinet members get much of these days.Lighten up!
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: GoodDad
It must be nice to grow up sheltered and never have to actually learn how to survive on your own.

I cant wait til she gets knocked up, gets fat, Nick ditches her for whoever the newest 18 year old bubblegum pop princess of the day is, and she lands in the gutter with no one to make every life decision for her except Andy Dick

youre just jealous...
rolleye.gif

i agree. she isnt the most intelligent person, but if you watch any of her short personal interviews, she really isnt a moron. she may make stupid comments occasionally, but everyone does that. i think a lot of it s jealousy and spite. every guy here would sh!t there pants if she were to walk up to you and be like "take me now hot stuff" or something. every single one of you would be like wow she is the greatest girl ever. she is DEFINITELY hot as sh!t and has several millions of dollars. but, i guess she cant survive on her own, since she is the one making all of the money
rolleye.gif
if you are so worldy and intelligent goodDad, why dont you have millions of dollars and have your own TV show?

(1) All the interviews I've seen of her, she seems like a complete spaz. Last night included.
(2) I wouldn't sh!t my pants if she came up to me and said "take me now hot stuff." I've got a GF, I love her dearly, and 'ol big boobs Simpson doesn't change that one bit. Is she attractive? Sure. But she's married and I'm not really all that interested to begin with.
(3) Money isn't everything. Her life is probably more hectic, overbearing and frustrating than your average Joe and Jane together making $100,000 a year and living in a $160,000 house.
 

djNickb

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Isn't her dad her agent tho? Wouldn't he essentially then make all of the important decisions for her?
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: djNickb
Isn't her dad her agent tho? Wouldn't he essentially then make all of the important decisions for her?

who cares who your agent is? you cant be a total moron and not know how to survive and still make millions...its that simple.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: djNickb
Isn't her dad her agent tho? Wouldn't he essentially then make all of the important decisions for her?

who cares who your agent is? you cant be a total moron and not know how to survive and still make millions...its that simple.

I was gonna say Mike Tyson, but he lost all his money :D
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: GoodDad
It must be nice to grow up sheltered and never have to actually learn how to survive on your own.

I cant wait til she gets knocked up, gets fat, Nick ditches her for whoever the newest 18 year old bubblegum pop princess of the day is, and she lands in the gutter with no one to make every life decision for her except Andy Dick

youre just jealous...
rolleye.gif

i agree. she isnt the most intelligent person, but if you watch any of her short personal interviews, she really isnt a moron. she may make stupid comments occasionally, but everyone does that. i think a lot of it s jealousy and spite. every guy here would sh!t there pants if she were to walk up to you and be like "take me now hot stuff" or something. every single one of you would be like wow she is the greatest girl ever. she is DEFINITELY hot as sh!t and has several millions of dollars. but, i guess she cant survive on her own, since she is the one making all of the money
rolleye.gif
if you are so worldy and intelligent goodDad, why dont you have millions of dollars and have your own TV show?

(1) All the interviews I've seen of her, she seems like a complete spaz. Last night included.
(2) I wouldn't sh!t my pants if she came up to me and said "take me now hot stuff." I've got a GF, I love her dearly, and 'ol big boobs Simpson doesn't change that one bit. Is she attractive? Sure. But she's married and I'm not really all that interested to begin with.
(3) Money isn't everything. Her life is probably more hectic, overbearing and frustrating than your average Joe and Jane together making $100,000 a year and living in a $160,000 house.

ok, so you have a good counter to my statement. but, if you were single, would you say the same thing? i think not. i never said she wasnt a spaz, but there is a difference between a spaz and a moron. she has energy, wtf is wrong with that? and you are correct NFS4 - money is definitely not everything, but people on this forum trash her so badly but she is 10000x more successful than they are. she can have whatever she wants because she has a talent and she excersized it properly. props to her.

edit: i didnt really think about how i worded this, but it came out pretty wrong. i was also annoyed that people think she is a moron when she seems like a perfectly normal person, so my above comment was from a little bit of anger. i dont think wealth = intelligence, but you cant deny that she girl is successful in what she has accomplished. she is successful financially is what i meant, but she may be very unhappy, which sucks.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: djNickb
Isn't her dad her agent tho? Wouldn't he essentially then make all of the important decisions for her?

who cares who your agent is? you cant be a total moron and not know how to survive and still make millions...its that simple.

I was gonna say Mike Tyson, but he lost all his money :D

derrr i am stumped :(

:beer:

edit: ok, i have a safeguard in my statement...i didnt say you necessarily WILL make millions :)
 

Triumph

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god i hate that girl. her video is SO FREAKING STUPID! from what i can understand, it's about how she doesn't have to take care of herself anymore now that she's got a boyfriend. she's eating a giant plate of buffalo wings. she's hitting golfballs into the pull. she's wearing a shirt that says "stinky ass." STINKY ASS. WTF IS THAT?!?!
 

Thraxen

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if you are so worldy and intelligent goodDad, why dont you have millions of dollars and have your own TV show?

Meh... pointless. Why does she have millions? Genetics... plain and simple. She's a corporate product. Besides, there are plenty of financially successful idiots. A lot comes down to luck, timing, inheritance, who you know, etc... GoodDad may not have millions, but that doesn't mean he isn't far more intelligent. Unless you are prepared to argue that wealth = intelligence (hint: you will lose).
 

azazyel

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She should read the Havamal.

"When a foolish man sits among others, he'd best keep silent; no one will know that he knows nothing unless he talks too much."

"Many seem clever if they're asked no questions."

"A fool needs but a single drink before the little wit he has collapses."
 

jagr10

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She had such a good image until she did that reality show which showed how stupid she was. Now whenever you see her all you can think about is how dumb she is. I'm sure the media is all over her trying to record anything stupid she does now. So even if she is sane 95% of the time, the 5% of the time where she's dumb will make the news.
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The lights are on, but no bodys home.
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I'd still hit it though! ;)
yep! :beer:cheer's to you brutus! ive dated dumb blondes before, id like to think i built up a good tolerance! :D
 

Ogg

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damn where's Bunker to post his obligatory Jessica pics??????????:D