***BREAKING NEWS*** terrorist plot in london's heathrow thwarted

[blckgrffn]

Originally posted by: everman
Airlines will now require all passengers to strip completely naked. First class and coach will be eliminated and replaced with supermodel, above average, just plain ugly, and chewbacca class.

LOL! Guess I'll have to sneak up there and use the "super model" restroom...

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: Czar

checking passangers ok sure, they do that anyway, but since you want more safety then why not strap the passangers down?

Perhaps Freud-Air would do this. Electro-shock therapy costs extra. :laugh: