Brainteaser time right here

WaTaGuMp

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Ok guys and girls get your thinking caps on.




A man leaves home makes three lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?
 

Jzero

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He's a fat lazy baseball player.

Actually, the way I always heard it was this:
A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns and starts to come home.
On his way home, he sees two masked men!
Who are they?
 

WaTaGuMp

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Baseball player is correct he hit a home run. GJ Now here is another one.



You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why?
 

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<< You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why? >>


your house is right on the north pole so all walls face south, the bear would be a polar bear so it would appear white even though its skin is black
 

killface

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You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why?

White. You're at the north pole. it's a polar bear
 

kranky

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cwjefferys, you are so funny! Please post in many more threads! It would be a shame if the other 80,000 members missed out on your hilarious biting humor! I bet no one else would have thought of that incredibly witty comment!
 

bellycows

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<< A man leaves home makes three lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living? >>



Whatever it is that a man living on the North Pole does.

Probably an Eskimo hunter.
 

Beau

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<< You have a house, all four walls of the house are facing south if a bear walked by what color would it be and why? White. You're at the north pole. it's a polar bear >>

w3rd
 

WaTaGuMp

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Corrct we have another winner ding ding ding.





If a plane crashes right on the border of the USA and canada where do you bury the survivors?
 

notfred

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It'd be white cause it's a polar bear.

The "3 lefts" one was lame. What if he lived on a triangualar block, or on the corner of a rectangular block?
 

bellycows

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<< If a plane crashes right on the border of the USA and canada where do you bury the survivors? >>



This one works better when asked in person.

Once you write it down, you can reread the bury the survivors part, and it becomes obvious.